He's The D.J. I'm The Rapper歌词

作词 : Smith, Townes

Uh uhh ahh ughhhhhhh

Yo Jeffrey bust it

What are ya doing in there

Word 'em up word 'em up word 'em up
In the place at about this time
DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince just bu-bu-bugging out

Losing it all no sense

Ay Jeff scratch it scratch it man scratch it

Ughhhhh aw that was decent
Now scratch it a quick joint a quick one Jeff

Ooooooh yeah yeah

We just bugging we just having some fun

Me and Jeffrey

He's the DJ I'm the Rapper

Hello can anybody hear me

You can Aight that's good you can hear me
OK it's clear It's good OK everybody's got it
One two

One two and
My rhymes have been written not to be bitten
But as it seems some suckers keep forgetting
The rules about rapping but that's alright
Cause in the next five minutes I'ma have them all uptight
Stronger than a dinosaur better known than Santa
Man the battles I battle I usually win 'em
In less than a minute but it all depends
On how long it takes you rappers to realize
That trying to defend yourself is ridiculous

Didn't you get my message inside of the question
Cause you're toys boys I'm the Real McCoy
I'm really gonna enjoy seeing you destroyed
If I was Fred Flintstone I'd probably own all of Bedrock
If I was a criminal I'd probably own a cellblock
If I was in the Navy I would own the sea
But I'm a poet so I own the whole rap industry
I'm like a lion my man and the streets are my den
It's either kill or be killed so I kill
I kill again and again and again
The X amount of times rappers I'll slaughter them
I tie 'em up and throw them in the water
Then I'll just walk away like nothing ever happened
Until somebody else starts rapping
That's when I snap and I'll attack and go mad like Rambo
Or maybe like Commando or like Lando
Calrissian cause you know he was down with the Force
Fresh Prince is the source I feel no pain or remorse
Think that you can beat me rapping man you must be silly
Man I really really really really really really
Hate when people doubt my ability
And I have to prove superiority

If rap was basketball I would be in luck
Cause everytime I freestyled it would be a slam dunk
Man I'm the engineer and you're the passangers
Taking on a voyage a hip-hop massacre
The Jason of rap Freddy Kruger of rhyming

And I'm sure that you'll see in due time man

People will run to Philadelphia Pennsylvania

To all join in to this Fresh Prince mania
My face in magazines on your radio or stereo

Everywhere you go audio and video

A hip-hop terrorist war like vocalist

Other rappers say Yo Prince why don't you show me this
Style now you must be tripping
It ain't no way in hell I'ma let you put your lip in
My rhyme cause it's a timebomb I'm not kidding
My rhyme explodes the second it gets bitten
I'm quick and nimble a status symbol
I shop at Macy's now but I used to shop at Gimble's
I'll drop kick a hurricane bodyslam a tidal wave
Walk through a tornado or a volcano

But I'll be OK though
And here's some more info that you rappers should know
You are the bombs and I will defuse you
I am the lawyer and I'm going to accuse you
Of the ultimate rhyme crime and you will be guilty

There's no way that you'll ever ever defeat beat me
Rapping any time of day
Pop so much trash man I can't wait

To be face to face and hear Jeff say sick 'em
Man you're gonna be my victim

You better duck and pray for good luck Chuck cause you're stuck
You're like a Thanksgiving turkey and it's time to be plucked

I see you're nervous purpose that's how I now you're soft
You're running round like a chicken with your head cut off
But just relax my power to the max
And I'm cutting no slack on this rap track Jack
So back up as if you got good sense
Or feel the fury of the Prince

And ya don't stop
Yo Jazzy why don't you rock up the spots

Yo Jazzy hey Jeff I'm psyched I'm psyched
Give em a cut Jeff

Ooooooh weeeeeee check out my dish-jockey

Ay Jeffrey Jeffrey Jeffrey a fast one

Uh huh yeah uh huh uh huh uh huh

Wow ay Jeff Jeff give em one of them fresh ones
A fresh one Jeffrey

No music no music

Wooooooo that was decent that was decent

That's my DJ that's my DJ

Jazzy Jeff I'm the Fresh Prince

Hi hi how ya doing

How's everyone doing out there

Ooooooh

I'm just here to talk about my DJ

I was just I was just standing in here really

Really Aight okay umm well

On behalf of DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince

Groove then get down

Thank you and good night