If I Were A Girl歌词

If I were a girl
even just for a day
I'd roll out of bed in the morning
and wonder what just happened to me.
Oh no don't tell me they're real.
Yeah I think they're real.
Something else is missing
Where the hecks my PEN15!
If I were a girl
would I still look like a guy?
No I wont put on make up
but I might just want to give that bra a try.
If I were a girl
I could mess with the guys.
No, no not like that
I mean When we get a nice dinner
I'll make sure they buy.
I could seduce them.
Show them my nice behind.
Yo Zach check out that
A... OMG Ha gotcha.
You totally like guys!
If I were a girl
I'd have the nicest legs.
I refuse to cook in the kitchen
I'm pretty dang good with the microwave.
If I were a girl
please don't get mad if I'm mean.
I'm not used to my body this monthly thing is kinda new to me.
No I don't really know
if I want to change back.
Because I like my new hair and the guys love my
FACE whatt!
Oh if I were a girl
I don't think I'd ever understand
How it feels to be a girl.
God please change me back to a man!
If I were a girl.