The Ballad Of Dorothy Parker歌词

The Ballad of Dorothy Parker -Prince
Written by ：Prince
Dorothy was a waitress on the promenade
She worked the night shift
Dishwater blonde tall and fine
She got a lot of tips
Well earlier I'd been talking stuff in a violent room
Fighting with lover's past
I needed someone with a quicker wit than mine
Dorothy was fast
Well I ordered yeah let me get a fruit cocktail I ain't to hungry
Dorothy laughed
She said it sound like a real man to me you're kinda cute
Right then do you want do you want
Dorothy Parker was cool
I'm leaving my pants on what
CUZ I'm kinda going with someone
She said sound like a real man to me
Mind if I turn on the radio
Oh my favorite song she said
And it was Joni singing help me I think I'm falling
Drring the phone rang and she said
Who ever's calling can't be as cute as you
Right then and there I knew I was through Dorothy Parker was cool
Well
My pants were wet they came off
But she didn't see the movie CUZ she hadn't read the book first
Instead she pretended she was blind
An affliction brought on by a witch's curse
Dorothy made me laugh ha ha ha ha
I felt much better so I went back to the violent room
Tell us what you did what you did
I took another bubble bath with my pants on
All the fighting stopped
Next time I'll do it sooner
This is the ballad of Dorothy Parker
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