Friend Like Me歌词

Well, Ali Baba had them forty thieves
Scheherazade had a thousand tales
But master you're in luck, 'cause up your sleeves
You've got a brand of magic never fails
You've got some power in your corner now
Some heavy ammunition in your camp
You got some punch, pizzaz, yahoo and how
All you gotta do is rub that lamp, and I'll say
Mr. Aladdin, sir, what will your pleasure be
Let me take your order, jot it down
You ain't never had friend like me
Life is your restaurant and I'm your maitre'd
Come on whisper what it is you want
You ain't never had friend like me
Yes sir, we pride ourselves on service
You're the boss, the king, the shah
Say what you wish; it's yours, true dish
How 'bout a little more baklava
Have some of column A try All of column B
I'm in the mood to help you, dude
You ain't never had friend like me
Oh my
Can your friends do this
Can your friends do that
Can your friends pull this
Out their little hat
Can your friends go poof
So don't just sit there slack-jawed, buggy-eyed
I'm here to answer all your mid-day prayers
You've got me bona fide certified
You've got a genie for charge d'affaires
I've got a powerful urge to help you out
So what you wish, I really wanna know
You've got a list that's three miles long, no doubt
Well all you've gotta do is rub like so
Mr. Aladdin, sir, have a wish or two or three
I'm on the job you big nabob
You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend
You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend
You ain't never had a friend like me
You ain't never had a friend like me