Big Ole Butt歌词
Big Ole Butt - LL Cool J
I was at the mall sippin' on a milkshake
Playin' the wall takin' a break
Admirin' the girls with the bamboo earings
Baby hair and bodies built to swing
That's when I seen her
Her name was Tina
Grace and poise kinda like a ballerina
I said "How you doin' my name's Big L
Don't ask me how I'm livin'
'cause yo I'm living swell
But then again I'm livin' kind of foul
'Cause my girl don't know
That I'm out on the prowl"
To make a long story short
I got the digits
Calls her on my car phone
And paid her a visit
I was spankin' her and thankin' her
Chewin' her and doin' her
Layin' like a king on sheets of satin
That's what time it is
You know what's happenin'
She had a big ole booty
I was doin' my duty
I mean yo I admit that my girl's a cutie
But Tina was erotic Earl's my witness
With the kind of legs
That put stockings out of business
When I went home
I kissed my girl on the cheek
But in the back of my mind
It was this big butt freak
I sat my girl down I couldn't hold it in
And said to her with a devilish grin
TINA got a big ole butt
I know I told you I'd be true
But TINA got a big ole butt
So I'm leavin' you
TINA got a big ole butt
I know I told you I'd be true
But TINA got a big ole butt
So I'm leavin' you
I went to the high school about three o'clock
To try to catch a cutie ridin' my jock
My homeboy's jeep the system blastin'
Cold forty dogs smilin' and laughin'
Girls all over the kind I adore
I felt like a kid in a candy store
That's when I seen her
Her name was Brenda
She had the kind of booty
That I'd always remember
I said to my man "Stop the jeep"
She's only senteen but yo don't sleep
I kicked the bass like an NFL punter
And scoped the booty like a big game hunter
I said to the girl "Yo you look tired
Let's go get some rest relax by the fire"
I put the big booty on a bearskin rug
She gave me a kiss I have her a hug
I said to the girl
"them young boys ain't nothin'
You want to get freaky
Let me kiss your belly button"
I circled it and teased it
And made her squeal
Grabbed a pack of bullets
And pulled out the steel
When I was through
I wiped the sweat from my eyes
When to the kitchen
And got some sweet potato pies
Tina busted in my house while I was eatin'
You know what I said
Too bad you caught me cheatin' but
BRENDA got a big ole butt
I know I told you I'd be true
But BRENDA got a big ole butt
So I'm leavin' you
BRENDA got a big ole butt
I know I told you I'd be true
But BRENDA got a big ole butt
So I'm leavin' you
I went to Red Lobster for shrimp and steak
Around the time whe
The waitress are on their lunch break
I pulled in the parkin' lot and parded my car
Somebody shouted out
"I don't care who you are"
I paid it no attention
I walked inside
Because Brian had a nine
And he was chillin' in the ride
I walked in the place
Everybody was lookin'
And shrimp and steak
Wasn't the only thing cookin'
I sat down to eat ordered my food
I said to the waitress
"I don't men to be rude
But I'll take you on a platter"
She said "You got a girl
" I said "It don't matter
You look like you're tastier
Than a pipin' hot pizza
What's your name "
She said "My tag says Lisa"
I said "OK you're smart and all that
But when you get off work
Yo I'll be back"
She looked at me and said
"Make yourself clear
L where we going " I said
"Right here"
She looked kind of puzzled
I said "You'll see"
I pulled up at ten on the DOT
When she walked out the door
I threw my tongue down her throat
Pushed her back inside
And pulled off her coat
Laid her on the table and place my order
And habe her a tip
Much bigger than a quarter
On and on to the break 'a dawn
All over the restaurant word is born
I heard somebody coughin'
I checked my watch
I couldn't believe it said nine o'clock
I grabbed my pants put on my Kangol
Who did I see Oh yo it was Brenda
Yo she worked at Red Lobster
But I didn't remember
LISA got a big ole butt
I know I told you I'd be true
But LISA got a big ole butt
So I'm leavin' you
See ya
LISA got a big ole butt
I know I told you I'd be true
But LISA got a big ole butt
So I'm leavin' you
See ya
I was at the mall sippin' on a milkshake
Playin' the wall takin' a break
Admirin' the girls with the bamboo earings
Baby hair and bodies built to swing
That's when I seen her
Her name was Tina
Grace and poise kinda like a ballerina
I said "How you doin' my name's Big L
Don't ask me how I'm livin'
'cause yo I'm living swell
But then again I'm livin' kind of foul
'Cause my girl don't know
That I'm out on the prowl"
To make a long story short
I got the digits
Calls her on my car phone
And paid her a visit
I was spankin' her and thankin' her
Chewin' her and doin' her
Layin' like a king on sheets of satin
That's what time it is
You know what's happenin'
She had a big ole booty
I was doin' my duty
I mean yo I admit that my girl's a cutie
But Tina was erotic Earl's my witness
With the kind of legs
That put stockings out of business
When I went home
I kissed my girl on the cheek
But in the back of my mind
It was this big butt freak
I sat my girl down I couldn't hold it in
And said to her with a devilish grin
TINA got a big ole butt
I know I told you I'd be true
But TINA got a big ole butt
So I'm leavin' you
TINA got a big ole butt
I know I told you I'd be true
But TINA got a big ole butt
So I'm leavin' you
I went to the high school about three o'clock
To try to catch a cutie ridin' my jock
My homeboy's jeep the system blastin'
Cold forty dogs smilin' and laughin'
Girls all over the kind I adore
I felt like a kid in a candy store
That's when I seen her
Her name was Brenda
She had the kind of booty
That I'd always remember
I said to my man "Stop the jeep"
She's only senteen but yo don't sleep
I kicked the bass like an NFL punter
And scoped the booty like a big game hunter
I said to the girl "Yo you look tired
Let's go get some rest relax by the fire"
I put the big booty on a bearskin rug
She gave me a kiss I have her a hug
I said to the girl
"them young boys ain't nothin'
You want to get freaky
Let me kiss your belly button"
I circled it and teased it
And made her squeal
Grabbed a pack of bullets
And pulled out the steel
When I was through
I wiped the sweat from my eyes
When to the kitchen
And got some sweet potato pies
Tina busted in my house while I was eatin'
You know what I said
Too bad you caught me cheatin' but
BRENDA got a big ole butt
I know I told you I'd be true
But BRENDA got a big ole butt
So I'm leavin' you
BRENDA got a big ole butt
I know I told you I'd be true
But BRENDA got a big ole butt
So I'm leavin' you
I went to Red Lobster for shrimp and steak
Around the time whe
The waitress are on their lunch break
I pulled in the parkin' lot and parded my car
Somebody shouted out
"I don't care who you are"
I paid it no attention
I walked inside
Because Brian had a nine
And he was chillin' in the ride
I walked in the place
Everybody was lookin'
And shrimp and steak
Wasn't the only thing cookin'
I sat down to eat ordered my food
I said to the waitress
"I don't men to be rude
But I'll take you on a platter"
She said "You got a girl
" I said "It don't matter
You look like you're tastier
Than a pipin' hot pizza
What's your name "
She said "My tag says Lisa"
I said "OK you're smart and all that
But when you get off work
Yo I'll be back"
She looked at me and said
"Make yourself clear
L where we going " I said
"Right here"
She looked kind of puzzled
I said "You'll see"
I pulled up at ten on the DOT
When she walked out the door
I threw my tongue down her throat
Pushed her back inside
And pulled off her coat
Laid her on the table and place my order
And habe her a tip
Much bigger than a quarter
On and on to the break 'a dawn
All over the restaurant word is born
I heard somebody coughin'
I checked my watch
I couldn't believe it said nine o'clock
I grabbed my pants put on my Kangol
Who did I see Oh yo it was Brenda
Yo she worked at Red Lobster
But I didn't remember
LISA got a big ole butt
I know I told you I'd be true
But LISA got a big ole butt
So I'm leavin' you
See ya
LISA got a big ole butt
I know I told you I'd be true
But LISA got a big ole butt
So I'm leavin' you
See ya
