The Man Who Couldn\'t Cry歌词
[00:19]There once was a man and he couldn't cry
[00:26]He hadn't cried for years and for years
[00:30]Napalmed babies
[00:34]and movie love story
[00:36]For instance could not produce tears
[00:42]As a child he had cried as all children will
[00:49]Then at some point his tear ducts all ran dry
[00:55]Grew to be a man, it all hit the fan
[01:02]Things got bad, but he couldn't cry
[01:06]His dog got ran over, his wife up and left him
[01:13]After that he got sacked from his job
[01:17]Lost his arm in the war
[01:20]was laughed at by a whore
[01:24]Ah, but still not a sniffle or sob
[01:30]his novel was refused
[01:33]and his movie was panned
[01:38]His big Broadway show was a flop
[01:43]Got sent off to jail,
[01:46]you guessed it, no bail,
[01:49]Oh, but still not a dribble or a drop
[01:56]In jail he was beaten, bullied and buggered
[02:03]And made to make license plates
[02:08]Water and bread was all he was fed
[02:14]Not once did a tear stain his face
[02:19]Doctors were called in, scientists, too
[02:26]Theologians were last and practically least
[02:31]They all agreed sure enough,
[02:35]this is no cream puff
[02:38]Oh, but in fact an insensitive beast
[02:44]In jail he was beaten, bullied and buggered
[02:51]And made to make license plates
[02:57]He was taken from the jail and placed in a place
[03:03]For the insensitive and the insane
[03:07]He played a lot of chess and he made a lot of friends
[03:13]And he cried every time it would rain
[03:18]
[03:25]And he cried and he cried and he cried and he cried
[03:31]On the forty first day, he passed away
[03:37]He just dehydrated and died
[03:45]He went up to heaven, he located his dog
[03:51]After that, he rejoined his arm
[03:57]Down below all the saddest,
[04:00]they took it all back,
[04:03]Cancer robbed the whore of her charm
[04:07]His ex-wife died of stretch marks
[04:11]His ex-employer went broke
[04:15]The theologians were finally found out
[04:19]Right down to the ground,
[04:22]the jail house burned down,
[04:26]And the earth suffered perpetual drought