Get U Mad歌词
Ffff-****.. (My ****!) My nuts..
My attitude is worse than NWAs was
Ill battle you over stupid **** and diss people
who aint have **** to do with it,
like Cool J does (My tattoo!)
You see me standin outside of your buildin;
screamin,
"Puffy is good, (HEY!)
but Slim Shady is for the children!" (WAIT!)
I look at my life in a new light
**** it
Give me two mics; I write songs for me
**** what you like
Youre probably hear me rap half-hearted;
cause I dont like rap anyway
Im just tryin to get my porno career started
Every place and event.. +Been There, Done That+
****, Dre stuck me in a suitcase when he went (* zipper sound *) "Come on, lets go!"
Want a deal? Study these 5 chapters
Lesson One: Throw demos as hard
as you can at signed rappers
Lesson Two: Face em and diss em (whattup dog?)
Dont give em a demo; kidnap em (I want you to come with me)
and make em come to your basement and listen (youre gonna ****** check this out)
Lesson Three: Get a job at a label;
switch demos with Canibus
and put yours on the owners table (here listen!)
Lesson Four: Know you heard this before
"Hey let me get your number;
Ill call you tomorrow, for sure!"
Dont act like a fan -- you wanna get signed?
Get the whitest A&R you can find
Pull him aside and rap as wack as you can
Lesson Five: Get a hook-up at Jive
Dress up like I.C.P.
and have them come see you perform live
And thats the key, but when you see me on the street;
I aint givin you **** *****
dont even bother askin me (get away from me)
Toilet water splashes me right in the ass when Im spittin
cause Im always ****tin when
Im rappin like Master P (UNNNGGGGH!)
Got a blowjob from Paula Jones,
and stuffed it so far in her mouth
my balls broke both of her collarbones (OWW!)
Told Mya this **** was all about me-ah ("Its all about me..")
Gave Alyssa Milano syphillis,
mono and gonorrhea ("Youre a ****!")
And all three of my main girls said SEE-YA
Cause Brandy and Monica walked in
and caught me ****** Aaliyah(What? Oh my God!)
I splish splash while Im takin a bath
Grab a handful of pills,
break em in half,
take em and laugh
White trash
****** your wife in the ass ("Oh! Ooh Shady! Oooh!")
While youre out siphoning gas
for your lawnmower to cut the grass
So if I hurt your self-esteem
and you get dissed too bad
You know I just be sayin that to get you mad
And when I rap about a buncha shit you wished you had
You know I just be sayin that to get you mad
"I cant listen to that song, that shits too sad!"
You know I just be sayin that to get you mad
"Hell never make it, his wrist is slit too bad!"
You know I just be sayin that to get you mad
What a wonderful day;
I should go outside and play
Aint no need to sit inside the house and hibernate
Hi Renee! (Oh hi!)
I was just about to toss a live grenade
in your driveway (WHAT?) and drive away (* car peels out *)
Are you afraid of a blade made of a razor with AIDS
Blood drippin from it,
rippi
My attitude is worse than NWAs was
Ill battle you over stupid **** and diss people
who aint have **** to do with it,
like Cool J does (My tattoo!)
You see me standin outside of your buildin;
screamin,
"Puffy is good, (HEY!)
but Slim Shady is for the children!" (WAIT!)
I look at my life in a new light
**** it
Give me two mics; I write songs for me
**** what you like
Youre probably hear me rap half-hearted;
cause I dont like rap anyway
Im just tryin to get my porno career started
Every place and event.. +Been There, Done That+
****, Dre stuck me in a suitcase when he went (* zipper sound *) "Come on, lets go!"
Want a deal? Study these 5 chapters
Lesson One: Throw demos as hard
as you can at signed rappers
Lesson Two: Face em and diss em (whattup dog?)
Dont give em a demo; kidnap em (I want you to come with me)
and make em come to your basement and listen (youre gonna ****** check this out)
Lesson Three: Get a job at a label;
switch demos with Canibus
and put yours on the owners table (here listen!)
Lesson Four: Know you heard this before
"Hey let me get your number;
Ill call you tomorrow, for sure!"
Dont act like a fan -- you wanna get signed?
Get the whitest A&R you can find
Pull him aside and rap as wack as you can
Lesson Five: Get a hook-up at Jive
Dress up like I.C.P.
and have them come see you perform live
And thats the key, but when you see me on the street;
I aint givin you **** *****
dont even bother askin me (get away from me)
Toilet water splashes me right in the ass when Im spittin
cause Im always ****tin when
Im rappin like Master P (UNNNGGGGH!)
Got a blowjob from Paula Jones,
and stuffed it so far in her mouth
my balls broke both of her collarbones (OWW!)
Told Mya this **** was all about me-ah ("Its all about me..")
Gave Alyssa Milano syphillis,
mono and gonorrhea ("Youre a ****!")
And all three of my main girls said SEE-YA
Cause Brandy and Monica walked in
and caught me ****** Aaliyah(What? Oh my God!)
I splish splash while Im takin a bath
Grab a handful of pills,
break em in half,
take em and laugh
White trash
****** your wife in the ass ("Oh! Ooh Shady! Oooh!")
While youre out siphoning gas
for your lawnmower to cut the grass
So if I hurt your self-esteem
and you get dissed too bad
You know I just be sayin that to get you mad
And when I rap about a buncha shit you wished you had
You know I just be sayin that to get you mad
"I cant listen to that song, that shits too sad!"
You know I just be sayin that to get you mad
"Hell never make it, his wrist is slit too bad!"
You know I just be sayin that to get you mad
What a wonderful day;
I should go outside and play
Aint no need to sit inside the house and hibernate
Hi Renee! (Oh hi!)
I was just about to toss a live grenade
in your driveway (WHAT?) and drive away (* car peels out *)
Are you afraid of a blade made of a razor with AIDS
Blood drippin from it,
rippi
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