99 Problems歌词

作曲 : Tracy Morrow/George Clinton Jr./Alphonso Henderson
Yeah, last year a lot of mother*******s asked me
Why I didn't do no old *** nasty *************t
But this year I went down to Miami and got my ************* from 2 Live
Brother Marquis in the house! (Yeah I'm the mother****** *************)
Yeah, we gonna answer the question about girl problems
All these *************s is havin girl problem, Marq
(Huh, tell them man, tell them how it is)
Lemme tell you what time is it
I got a ho from the East, got a ho from the West
Got a ho that likes to jack it off and rub it in her chest
I got a ho from the North, a ho from the South
A ho that likes to suck it long and hold it in her mouth
I got a ************* with hair, a ************* with none
A ************* with a knife, a ************* with a gun
A ************* with a ass big as a TV set
And there's a ************* over there; hey, the one I'm gonna get
But yo but maybe not, she might not like me though
No sweat to a vet; I'll slam her sister, though
Ice in the whole damn herd
I ************* 'em all and leave 'em on the curve
I got a ************* with a mink, who rocks a fat gold link
Who likes to ************* me with her ass up on the kitchen sink
Got a ************* with *************, a ************* with ass
A ************* with none, but hey I give her a pass
And I love 'em all, I love 'em crazily
And they love me back - that's why they stay with me
So if you havin girl problems, I feel bad for you son
Got 99 problems and a ************* ain't one - hit it..
Nah a ************* ain't one
I got a ************* that's old, a ************* that's new
A ************* who love velvet in the colors blue
I got a ************* who's fat, a ************* who's built
A ************* who all her ******* give out powdered milk
I got a ************* who's funny, a ************* who ain't
A ************* who can sing, a ************* who cain't
A ************* who loves ****** on a airplane..
I even got a ************* off Soul Train
I got a ************* who rolls a rag-top Benz
Long ends
I got a ************* who's broke as a bum
But she's the most fun
I got a ************* who play piano, a ************* who don't
A ************* who dances naked, a ************* who won't
A ************* who's short, a ************* who's tall
A ************* who burns my pager with priority calls
And I love 'em all, I love 'em crazily
And they love me back - that's why they stay with me
So if you havin girl problems, I feel bad for you son
Got 99 problems and a ************* ain't one - hit me
Yo Marquis - you from Miami man why don't you show
These mother*******s all the over the world; the 2 Live style
Of how the ******* treat a mother****** fly ************* like you
I got 99 problems and a ************* ain't one of them
I don't trip on hoes, cause I don't need none of them
*************'s the temptation, *************'s the persuasion
All hoes suck ******* ************* how you play 'em?
That's why I don't sleep on 'em, I just freak on 'em
Stick ************* in they mouth; take it out and I skeet on 'em
The ************* the one-nighter, the ************* exciter
I only love my hoes when I'm goin up inside her
Problem number one is gettin money
I'd rather taste the green than sip the honey
So don't expect nuttin cause I ain't offerin
I go hard on my *******, cause I'm never never softenin
Puttin the demand on 'em, ************* 'em and scram on 'em
The "wham, bam, thank you ma'am" game is ran on 'em
So ************* how you feel, you ****** cheap thrill
I hope you took the pill cause I won't pay the bill
Gettin *************'s just another expense
If ************* pays the bills then ************* pays the rent
I only need a ho for one thing and that's to cum
I've got 99 problems and a ************* ain't one!
Ha! Yo Marquis my mother******* you got problems man?
(A ************* ain't one) Aww *************t!
Now let me tell you how to do this *************t
I got a ************* that loves to G
She'll ************* you right after she ******* me
I got a ************* who loves both
I got a ************* who loves handcuffs and ropes
I got a ************* that's fast, a ************* that's slow
A ************* that's a virgin and a ************* that's a ho
A ************* that lies
A ************* that's true
A ************* who's a man BECAUSE THEY'RE "******* 2"
I got a ************* that's cool
A ************* that's hot
A ************* who loves rap, a ************* who loves rock
A ************* who's lost and one who knows where it's at
She gets up under me and purrs like a cat
I got a ************* that runs, I got a ************* that walks
I got a ************* that yells, I got a ************* who talks
I got a ************* that's dirty, got a ************* that's neat
I got a super fine ************* that I knocked in the swap meet
And I love 'em all, I love 'em crazily
And they love me back - that's why they stay with me
So if you havin girl problems, I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems and a ************* ain't one - hit me
No a ************* ain't one
(Huh, you know a ************* ain't one!)
Youknahmsayin? I got problems with my mother****** rent Marquis
But a ************* ain't one
Man you got yourself nothin man
************* them raggedy stank-ass hoes *************
A ************* ain't one
I got a problems stayin out here on these streets
With the police trying to take a ************* out, y'know?
But a ************* ain't one
Got problems with mother*******s.. buyin my records
But a ************* ain't one
************* 'em all, ************* ************* them mother*******s
Youknahmsayin? A ************* ain't one
Got problems man
All them mother*******s can kiss my mother****** ass f'real
Really, *************s worryin about *******
They better, they better find somethin else to worry about
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