Ya Mama歌词

Ya Mama （）-The Pharcyde
Yo man you gotta be you know
You gotta be on to die
Man what's up with that
Yo bro-shot
Yeah word up bro-shot
Uh we need some brothers to be
Uh like droppin knowledge
Yeah well you do that like right now
and some wisdom for the people
What's up with that
OK I got it
Ya mom is so fat （fat is she ）
Ya mama is so big and fat
That she can get busy
With twenty-two burritos
But times are rough
I seen her in the back of Taco Bell with handcuffs
The sad fact what
Ya mama smokes crack what
She got a burning yearning
And there's no turning back
Her knuckles drag down
To the ground when she walk
Spit comes out that b**ch mouth
When she talk
Naked on a mountain top
Tootin on a flizoot
Ridin on a horse drinking
Whisky out a bizoot
She's got the wings
And teeth of an african bat
Her middle name is Mudbone
And on top of all that:
Ya mama got a glass eye with the fish in it
Ya mama got a glass eye with the fish in it
Ya mama got a glass eye with the fish in it
Ya mama ya mama ya mama
Ya mama look like she's been in the dryer
With some rocks
With the big bust nose sucking dirt out of socks
Held up the ice cream truck
With a slingshot
She grabbed a bag of Cheese Corn
And a soda pop
Ya mama root'n'toot
And stole my loot and my suit
She may have the muscles
But no she's not cute
She's not pretty
Oh what a pity got the glass titty
Filled up with Kool-aid
Just for the kiddies
On a cliff butt naked
Tootin on a flute
Ridin on a horse drinkin whisky out a boot
She's got the teeth
And the wings of an African bat
Her middle name is Mudbone
And on top of all that
Ya mama got the wooden legs with real feet
Ya mama got the wooden legs with real feet
Ya mama got the wooden legs with real feet
Ya mama ya mama ya mama
Watch out I'm thinkin about
Your mother to a funky beat
I went to your house
And she licked me on the cheek
I said excuse me lady
But I remember seeing you at the Palladium
Way back in September
Cause you was beatboxin for Lou Rawls
In some bright red boxer drawers
You said ya moms was pretty and young
But she's old as dirt and got hair on her tongue
Ya moms ya moms she uses Brut
And I saw her ridin a horsey drinking
Whisky out a boot
She's got the wings
And teeth of an african bat
Her middle name is Mudbone
And on top of all that
Ya mama's got a peg leg with a kickstand
Ya mama's got a peg leg with a kickstand
Ya mama's got a peg leg with a kickstand
Ya mama ya mama ya mama
Aw ya mom is so fat
How fat is she
We rode up on her back to
Get some burgers from Wendy's
And her skates went flat;
I got stuck in her butt crack
They thought I was lost
But I was caught by the G-strap
Heaven forbid a giant fart would give way
Cause that would blow me
Round the world in a day
We drove into the drive-in
And she didn't have to pay
Because we dressed her up
To look just like a Chevrolet
Naked on a mountain top tootin on a flizoot
Ridin on a horse drinkin
Whisky out a bizoot
With the wings
And the teeth of an african bat ba-aa-aa-at
Her middle name is Mudbone
And on top of all that
Ya mama's got an afro with a chin strap
Ya mama's got an afro with a chin strap
Ya mama's got an afro with a chin strap
Ya mama ya mama ya mama
Ya mama got snake skin teeth
Ya mama wears coat hangers for earrings
Dude she looks like hehehe
Ya mama was making sex threats
To Ricky Bell and sh*t
Ya mama jacked the Kool-aid man
For a sip ni**a
Ya mama was walking down on Sunset
With a 99cent sign on her back
Ya mama's a sellout ni**a ya mama
Ni**a ya mama did a pop tune ni**a
Ya mama's glasses are so thick
She look into a map
And see people wavin at her
Your mother got an Ouija board on her back
Sidney with EQ and everything
What he be sayin
His mother be hooked fishin
With a hook and reel at the frozen food section
Tre's mama got Playdough teeth
Ya mother be eatin daisies like Now
And Laters and sh*t
Ya mama's an extra on the Simpsons and sh*t