Let\'s Call the Whole Thing Off歌词

Fred:
Things have come to a pretty pass,
Our romance is growing flat,
Cause you like this and the other
While I go for this and that.
Goodness knows what the end will be;
Oh, I don't know where I'm at...
It's plain to see we two will never make one,
Something must be done.
You say eether and I say eyether,
You say neether and I say nyther;
Eether, eyether, neether, nyther,
Let's call the whole thing off!
You like potato and I like potahto,
You like tomato and I like tomahto;
Potato, potahto, tomato, tomahto!
Let's call the whole thing off!
But oh! If we call the whole thing off,
Then we must part.
And oh! If we ever part,
Then that might break my heart!
So, if you like pajamas and I like pajahmas,
I'll wear pajamas and give up pajahmas.
For we know we need each other,
So we better call the calling off off.
Oh, l et's call the whole thing off!
Ginger:
You say laughter and I say lawfter,
You say after and I say awfter;
Laughter, lawfter, after, awfter,
Let's call the whole thing off!
You like Havana and I like Havahnah;
You eat banana and I eat banahnah,
Havana, Havahnah, Bananas, banahnahs,
Let's call the whole thing off!
But oh! If we call the whole thing off,
Then we must part.
And oh! If we ever part,
Then that might break my heart!
So, if you like oysters and I like ersters
I'll take oysters and give up ersters.
For we know we need each other,
So we better call the calling off off!
Let's call the whole thing off!