Social Event of the Season歌词

I'm gonna go to her wake.
No,you're not .it's today.

The next show's at 4.00.
****.What about tomorrow?
She's buried in the morning.
You gotta watch the store.I gotta go.
Wait.
Has it occurred to you I might be bereaved?
You hardly knew her.
True.Do you know how many people will be there?
All her old classmates.
Stop，This is beneath even you.
I'm not gonna miss what's probably the social event of the season.
You hate people!
But I love gatherings.Isn't it ironic?