Wrestling on Weazel歌词

This weekend on Weazel!
Will you look at the size of
that thing ladies and gentlemen!
There's the real world, and then there's ours!
Kill him! Take him! We want blood!
My god! Thunderbeast is out of the ring,
and he's stabbed Dr. Diabalo
with his sea crawl-serpent!
That's a triple roundhouse
hail-jussive-grabble smash!
You don't see THAT very often!
You're a woman! Shoot his face!
There are gods, and there is man.
And one must fight for
the Intergalactic Wrestling Title this weekend!
You can't run, Hammerfist!
When I stick your head between my legs
and pile-drive you up and down repeatedly,
then you'll know what kind of man I am!
It's entirely believable sports action!
Grown men fighting in leotards
with their bare hands and thighs!
This is manly! Not homoerotic!
See as Thunderbeast fights the
primordial force of Brontosaurus Rex,
the wrestling caveman that
drags his woman around the ring by her hair!
The wrestling match that
the world has been waiting for!
And watch the group wrestling match that
has some saying we gone too far!
Six men! One ring! No way out but down!
Watch the epic battle and
wonder at all human culture!
Sunday night on Weazel TV!