Sooth Cough Medicine歌词

*man coughing*
Sounds like you got a nasty cough!
Yeah? No ****.
Here baby, try this.
Sooth?
Yeah! Sooth annihilates cough and cold symptoms.
Wow! I'm seeing donkeys!
Hahaha! That's the patented cough-killing
concoction of codeine, morphine, and alcohol.
Your cold will be history! How's your cold now?
Who the hell are you?
I'm your wife, fool!
Sooth kills a cough fast.
And for the kid's chesty cough, it's Sooth Junior,
the medication that comes in a fun,
animal-shaped container kids will love.
Hey, look at me!
I'm binging on medication, just like dad! Oh...
Oh my God, he's barely breathing!
No, that's that's just
the medicine doing it's magic.
Thanks to Sooth, his cough is history.
With Sooth, you'll forget you had a cough,
your name, or where to properly go to the bathroom.
Feel better fast, with Sooth.