Ice Diamonds歌词

Relationships can seem like an eternity.
You asshole!
What were you doing with my sister in that hot tub!
Relieve the pressure.
Chill that ***** out with ICE.
A diamond lasts forever,
but your relationship might not.
A diamond is love.
Rock hard, and frozen in time.
Luckily, most women are shallow, and materialistic.
Oh a diamond? So you DO love me!
Nothing says I love you like a lump of carbon,
mined by wage-slaves in Angola.
I don't even know what I was mad at you about.
Do you want a blow job?
Passion, it CAN be purchased,
and it CAN be overpriced.
ICE, available and very expensive, at DeKoch Diamonds.