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Merry Mutha****** Xmas歌词

(Dolomite)
Come on over, honey
And give your uncle Dolomite a kiss
(kissing sounds)
Well, what you want, baby?

(Baby)
Would you tell me a story?

(Dolemite)
You want me to tell you a story?

(Baby)
Hell yeah!

(Other Baby)
Me too!

(Dolemite)
Yes honey, I'mma tell you a story
About the bad-ass Eazy-E
He was drinking whisky and gin at the age of three
Listen and listen well
He's a bad muthafu-

(Mother)
Gimmie that god damn book!
Here, let me read you this one
Christmas in Compton
It was a silent night, yes, a holy night
Until Mr. Claus turned into Santa muthaphxckkin' Wright

(Carolers)
Deck the halls with ***** of holly
Fa la la la la la la la la
Tis the season to be jolly....

(Eazy-E)
Merry Christmas, muthaphxckka!
(Gun Shots)

(Verse 1: Eazy-E)
Merry muthaphxckkin' Christmas and a ho ho ho!
While I'm riding that cot under the mistletoe
Now dashing through the snow
In a candy red top 6-4 (hittin' them switches)
Over the hills I go
Laughing at this ho
**** on her chin ring
Making me feel right
Oh what fun it is to know
That I'm gonna get this puxxy tonight
So ring them bells, ring them bells
She's taking it all the way
Oh what fun it is to watch her suck my dxxk this way, hey
Ring them bells, ring them bells
She's taking it all the way
Oh what fun it is to nut while she's sucking my dxxk
Oh yay!
This is the season to get bitten
Compton crime lick and I'm smoking on this shxt

(Santa)
Ho ho ho, come sit on my face - I mean lap
And tell me what you want for Christmas, ho ho

(Verse 2: Menajahtwa)
I want a sleigh ride
A Christmas Eve stick of rum
She said I slide down the chimney and I'm gonna cxm
A VCR on the set with nothing but pxrno flicks
Get some Rudolph the red nose reindeer
Getcha that gum like a everlastin' gobstoper
Give me a **** for his cxck will be the party poppa
I dig a ho, crack a dough by the **** oh
I want to be having a good time fxckin' in tha snow
I made him drop to his knees
Yeah you know what's up
I said here's some candy canes eat'em up
I send him down, they jumping down, swinging by my toes
Send me some cheese, I want the candy cream and the loot
I want Santa to send me a little jack horny guy
I want him to shake me??
So all on the hunt, bon appetite
And a condom in a tree

(Eazy-E)
All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth
My two front teeth, my two front teeth
All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth
Yo wheres ya rhyme tell me Buckwheat

(Buckwheat)
Buckwheat is a wascal
That's no Christmas
And all the toys, boys and girls
fxck ya wishes
I not happy, overjoyed in this muthaphxckka
No indo under my tree so Santa be a sucka
No shxt on the roof, cough up Rudolph's ****
When I was young I was the only kid
Who had enough guts to be
Good ole hearing on the East
I'd stay awake just to let America know
That Santa was a fake
I used to believe in Saint dxxk when Elvis was alive
But all the fxcking bullshxt got played when I was five
Years old, just stay young, bold writing
Singing "Silent Night", caroling, reciting
Now all I want for Christmas is my indo wreath
I got my two front teeth
Uncle Eazy be the jeezy and just spread me a leaf
Little kids, don't cry
When you find out the Santa Claus is just a fxcking lie

(Eazy-E)
On the third day of Christmas, my homeboys gave to me
Three pounds of indo
Two birds of cxcxxnx
And a A muthaphxckkin' K, bxtch

(Hook)
Eazy-E oh Eazy-E
Show us how you treat those bxtches

(Hook)
I saw mommy fxcking Eazy Claus

(Eazy-E)
Close the door, little bxtch
I'm getting these draws

(Hook)
I'm a tell my daddy if ya ass don't stop

(Eazy-E)
I don't give a fxck
I'm getting Christmas cot
Ho ho ho and away I go

(Hook)
Oh Saint Nick's got a **** like a pole

(Woman 1)
Well where's our shxt?

(Woman 2)
This muthaphxckker's cheap

(Eazy-E)
Shut the fxck up, bxtches
And go back to sleep

(Verse 3: Will 1X)
Yo black, what you want for Christmas?
(Yo black, I want a job)
For my Christmas, all the fxcked up people
Want some corn-on-the-cob
A Jew will eat some matzoh ball soup, but a nxgga'll eat some
Chitlins, watermelon, corn bread and some Froot Loops
Now who's caroling in my window
Smokin' up indo
Mechalecha hi, make a high note

(apl.de.ap)
Get out my fxcking yard with your camel
You wanna get busy and Santa like a..
A bam balam bam like I am a rhymer, I'm talking
The Atban Klann will make shxt slam, it's Christmas time
The Simple Simon Christmas make me jam jam jam

(Will1X)
Yo black, what you want for Christmas?
Yo black, I want some cash
So I can buy some indo, chronic and some hash

(Atban Klann (Will1X & apl.de.ap))
Yo, here comes the Atban Klann rough and rugged
A rump pa bum bum
A rump pa bum bum

Merry muthaphxckkin' Christmas
Merry muthaphxckkin' Christmas
Merry muthaphxckkin' Christmas
And have a fxcked up new year
Merry muthaphxckkin' Christmas
Merry muthaphxckkin' Christmas
Merry muthaphxckkin' Christmas
And have a fxcked up new year
Merry muthaphxckkin' Christmas
Merry muthaphxckkin' Christmas
Merry muthaphxckkin' Christmas
And have a fxcked up new year
Merry muthaphxckkin' Christmas
Merry muthaphxckkin' Christmas
Merry muthaphxckkin' Christmas
And have a fxcked up new year
Merry muthaphxckkin' Christmas
Merry muthaphxckkin' Christmas
Merry muthaphxckkin' Christmas
And have a fxcked up new year

(Eazy-E)
You Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch!!

(Mother)
And they all went to prison
And lived fxcked up lives ever after
The End
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