If I Had $1,000,000歌词
作曲 : Ed Robertson/Steven Page
手风琴 : Bob Wiseman
音频工程师 : Jean Diamont/Michael Phillip Wojewoda
低音吉他 : Jim Creeggan
鼓 : Tyler Stewart
吉他 : Ed Robertson
主人声 : Steven Page
母带工程师 : Greg Calbi
合唱团 : Andy Creeggan/Arlene Bishop/Blair Packham/Chris Brown/Dave Allen/Dave Clark/David Matheson/Earl Stokes/Ed Robertson/Erica Buss/Gene Hardy/Gregor Beresford/Janet Morassutti/Jason Mercer/Jason Plumb/Jean Ghomeshi/Jim Creeggan/Jo-Anne Page/Kate Fenner/Keith Nakonechny/Lewis Melville/Martin Tielli/Matthew DeMatteo/Matthew Page/Meryn Cadell/Mike Barber/Mike Ford/Murray Foster/Naida Creeggan/Natalie Harbert/Sally Lee/Shelley Hines/Steven Page/Steven Pitkin/Tannis Slimmon/Tim Vesely/Tyler Stewart/Veteran Warhorse/Wayne Stokes/Wilma Robertson
人声 : Barenaked Ladies/Jim Creeggan
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I’d buy you a house
(I would buy you a house)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Buy you furniture for your house
(Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I’d buy you a K-Car
(A nice reliant automobile)
And if I had a million dollars
I’d buy your love
If I had a million dollars
(I’d build a tree-fort in our yard)
If I had a million dollars
(You could help it wouldn’t be that hard)
If I had a million dollars
(Maybe we could put a little tiny fridge
In there somewhere)
We could just go up there and hang out
(Like open the fridge and stuff
And there’d all be foods laid out for us
Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things
They have pre-wrapped sausages
But they don’t have pre-wrapped bacon)
Can you blame them?
(Oh, yeah!)
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I’d buy you a fur a coat
(But not a real fur coat, that’s cruel)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I’d buy you an exotic pet
(Yep, like a llama or an emu)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I’d buy you John Merrick’s remains
(Ooh all them crazy elephant bones)
And if I had a million dollars
I’d buy your love
If I had a million dollars
(We wouldn’t have to walk to the store)
If I had a million dollars
(We’d take a Limousine ’cause it costs more)
If I had a million dollars
(We wouldn’t have to eat Kraft dinner)
But we would eat Kraft dinner
(Of course we would, we’d just eat more)
And buy really expensive ketchups with it
(That’s right, all the fanciest - Dijon ketchups)
[Verse 3]
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I’d buy you a green dress
(But not a real green dress, that’s cruel)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I’d buy you some art
(A Picasso or a Garfunkel)
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I’d buy you a monkey
(Haven’t you always wanted a monkey?)
If I had a million dollars
I’d buy your love
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
If I had a million dollars
I'd be rich