The Exhausted Spouse歌词

I gotta do the laundry, pick up the kid
Clean up the mess on the top of what I did
While I dream about the things I never did
And it won't be long till I do it all again
I gotta mow the lawn and pay out the bills
Fix the door and heat up the grill
I feel that I might be over the hill
And I wonder if I ever get to chill
Give me when I'm out of the house
By myself, without my spouse
With on kids, or chores to do
Leave me alone
Or I just might kill you
I gotta change the diapers, contact friends
Bake the darkened breads, feed again
The madness seems like it will never end
And I call you three times, tell me where have you been？
My honey do list. This‘s half my all own
I did all the tests, but I guess I didn't wrong
Then I'll rest just call the more bad news
So long to that Caribbean cruise
Give me when I'm out of the house
By myself, without my spouse
With on kids, or chores to do
Leave me alone
With no one touching me
I could live it up after I pee
I could finally get some sleep
And if I snore, my wife can ask me to leave
I could burgle a glass of wine
For once, I could just waste some time
Give me when I'm out of the house
By myself, without my spouse
With on kids, or chores to do
Leave me alone
Or I just might kill you
Baby, I know I love you
But look out, I just might kill you u u~
(Ha ha ha)
(Honey, could you give me a back rub?)