Hey Ladies歌词

Beastie Boys -Hey Ladies
Hey ladies in the place
I'm calling out to ya
There never was
a city kid truer and bluer
There's more to me than
you'll ever know
And I've got more hits
than Sadaharu Oh
Tom Thumb
Tom Cushman
or Tom Foolery
Dating women on TV
with the help of Chuck Woolery
Words are flowing out
just like the Grand Canyon
And I'm always out looking for
a female companion
I threw the lasso around the tallest one
and dragged her to the crib
I took off her moccasins and put on my bib
Wheeling and dealing
I make a little bit of stealing
I'll bring you back to the place
and your dress I'm peeling
Your body's on time and
your mind is appealing
Staring at the cracks up there
upon the ceiling
Such and such will be the bass
that I'm throwing
I'm talking to a girl telling her
I'm all knowing
She's talking to the kid
（To the who ）
I'm telling here every lie that
you know that I never did
Hey leadies,get funky
All the ladies in the house
The ladies,the ladies
Well,me in the corner
with a good looking daughter
I dropped my drawers
said Welcome Back Kotter
We were cutting up the rug
she started cutting up the carpet
In my apartment I begged
her please stop it
The gift of gab is the gift
that I have
And that girl ain't nothing
but a crab
Educated,no
Stupid,yep
And when I say stupid
I mean stupid fresh
I'm not James at 15or
Chachi in charge
I'm Adam and I'm adamant
about living large
With the white Sassoons and
the looks that kill
Making love in the back
of my Coupe De Ville
（Benz ）
I met a little cutie she was
all hopped up on zootie
I liked the little cutie
but I kicked her in the bootie
'Cause I don't kinda go for
that messin'around
You be listening to
my records'a number one sound
Step to the rhythm step
step to the ride
I've got an open mind so
why don't you all get inside
Tune in,turn on
to my tune that's live
Ladies flock like bees to a hive
Hey ladies,get funky
Hey,hey,hey,hey ladies
（Girls,girls ）
Hey,hey,hey,hey ladies
（One more time ）
（Ain't it funky now ）
Hey,hey,hey,hey,hey
hey,hey,hey ladies
（Ain't it funky now ）
（You know that ）
She's got a gold tooth
you know she's hardcore
She'll show you a good time
then she'll show you the door
Break up with your girl
it ended in tears
Vincent Van Gogh go
and mail that ear
Call her in the middle of
the night when I'm drinking
The phone booth on the corner is
damp and it's stinking
She said come on over
it was me that she missed
I threw that trash can through
her window 'cause you know
I got dissed
Your old lady left you
and you went insane
You blew yourself up
in the back of the 6train
Take my advice,at any price
A gorilla like your mother
is mighty weak
Sucking down pints till
I didn't know
Woke up in the morning
at the Won Ton Ho
'Cause I announce
I like girls that bounce
With the weight that
pays about a pound per ounce
Girls with curls
and big long locks
And beatnik chicks
just wearing their smocks
Walking high and
mighty like she's number one
She thinks she's the passionate one
Hey ladies,get funky
Hey hey hey hey ladies
Hey hey ladies