Asslete歌词

I used to love barry bonds.
Table swinging is gone, but as time went by and he grew inside.
It was my respect that was slowly dropped.
I like euro mls.
The playing level is the best, but all the acting, lying, ********, and crying remind me of what
I detest.
Bride: They come on the scene and show their white horse and their squeaky cleats, so.
They best watch out for the media social guillotine.
Chorus: you can cheat, you can lie, you can win or not try but you can't be a good guy at sports.
All the pills, thrills, and attempted kills make a heroes day in court.
I really like tiger woods.
He is all well and good.
He is clean, lean, a golf machine but in the end hes just another horny bloke.
I like allen iverson.
Short, corn-rowed and fun.
But he found his wife messing with another guy. (And he found her new) guy with a gun.
Bride + chorus then solo.
Chorus. The end.