Mail Package歌词

Little hazy in the morning
Mental blinders on, I'm looking straight ahead
Today my package better come
Damn mailman always give me the wrong ****
Damn mailman always give me the wrong
Dozen telegrams and such
I want my package now, so I can have some fun
And no one knows just what it is
Could be a corn bread kit or a blow up doll
Only I know what it is
Should have came seven days ago
As of now my patience is running thin
Today my package better come
I'm kinda goin' crazy but it (seems a biscuit???)
Damn mailman alway give me the wrong
A big ol' tub of mayonnaise
Or a DVD, of what I can not say
Some stinky cheese and wine
Or an implant for my behind
Corn bread kit or a blow up doll
Only I know what it is