The Old Saloon歌词

(No I'm being serious)
Yo
It's the Wild Wild West
You came to the right place, my man
Get ready, here we go
(New ****)
Welcome my friends, to The Old Saloon
Everyone in town is hangin out
If you got a drink, well you drink it down
Then we'll all go have *** with whores
(Brand new)
Buffalo Bill, I just rode into town
On my horse? You betcha on my horse
That's the thing in the Old West times
Everybody enjoys a good horse ride
If you cheat at cards you'll get thrown out
Right out the saloon doors on your butt
Come back in and buy a round of whiskey
Guess what? All is forgiven!
(DJ Larry)
Well I understand you're Calamity Jane
And you're another guy that's probably an Injin
Man this whiskey is warm and it smells like piss (DJ Larry)
Oh no! My 'stache smells like piss!
So that's your story, I'm stickin to it
The Old Wild West is no place for a lady
I'm the bartender but I'm also the Mayor
So, just put that in your pipe and smoke it (DJ Lah...)
Tiny Tim, man it's almost Christmas
Sure is dusty here