The Blank Husband Epidemic歌词

作曲 : Kevin L Barnes
My Auntie Eleanor had a very unhappy husband

Who hated his job and hated his life

So he wanted to drive his tan Chevy
Off of a bridge because he hated his car
And he hated his life

He couldn't silence the ever present thought
I'm doing all I can yet I'm an unsuccessful mana
And his heart was blank
Don't we know what blank people are good for
What they are

My Auntie Eleanor had a very unhappy husband
Who just couldn't escape or catch a break
So he wanted to ride his bike
Blindfolded into traffic
Cause he hated his bike and he hated his life

His heart was consumed with guilt

From the knowledge he had not

Become a successful man
He was an unsuccessful man
And his heart was blank
Don't we know what blank people are good for

What they are

Till one day my Auntie introduced him
To her friend named Gwendoline

And she must have made a stunning first impression

Because he left my Auntie
And never came back again leaving with Gwendoline

But my Auntie didn't care

She knew she could find
Another blank husband anywhere

By God they're everywhere

My Auntie Eleanor had a very unhappy husband