Duku Man (Skit) - intro歌词
歌手：N-Dubz 专辑：Against All Odds
(feat. Fearless)
Ey what? You wanna quickly
Doku this ting? (Go on then)
Yo. [Dappy]
I'm like, lately
I've seen that many man comin' up with funny little skanks an' ting,
But, When
I'm on a skankin' ting,
No lie I'm on a blankin' ting..
And if you feel my s*it
I'm on a thankin' ting..
But if you bring a pretty girl around me
I'm on a spankin' ting, it's no w**kin' ting.
See me I'm on the stance same ting, further more
I should be the skankin' king.. [Fearless]
So if you wanna come hotel don't waste time,
Only get once chance, don't get nine..
Like Cartel said '
Mi c**ky longer than mi nine'
So rep it up becau' we bump 'n' grind..
I'm a man you're a female, an'
I hate when a chick makes her bum look big on facebook..
Man they can't back the real ting up in detail,
Done with your pictures but
I know your e-mail.. [Dappy]
I'm a hard worker, but
I'm not a grime
MC, so anytime
I get a day off,
I like writin' angry lyrics with my friends reminiscing about the days when,
We used to lick alot of shots on the block an' go to girls hostels..
S**g dem, then link there best friend..
You're the s*it on my shoe,
Waste..Dash ya and splash on the floor, in ya moms' bas***nt. [Chorus]
Oi, You're a doku man,
You gotta be stackin' up doku grands..
Fools 'round here,
No Lu Lu's man..
You man are spooky..
You do Voodoo? (You do voodoo?) [Dappy]
What planet are you on you must be coo-coo..
I don't wanna put a thing in 'fifis' hand, cause he will definetly make it go doku..
Men are supposed to have b***s, not lu-lu's..
Never have
I seen a man run that fast,
I'm suprised he never done a poo-poo..
Ey donut, d******d,
Beany-man's cousin..
Make us ill it ate more than a dozen..
An' I did ask
Tulisa and she told me that... "I will never s**g a man unless I love him!"
Sagga's wanna be fake ragga-muffin..
How can you let a likkle man like me,
Make 2 grown man like you start dossin'? [Fearless]
Never talk to the feds when they come
I start duckin',
You man are buggin'.. [Dappy]
Wanna talk s*it behind my back, when you see me you start runnin'! [Fearless]
Arr you ain't heavy like a ton full of bricks,
N-Dubz got a bag full of hits.
You an your boys a bag full of p***ks..
If we come to your party, you know we gon' leave..
With all of your chicks!! [Chorus]
Oi, You're a doku man,
You gotta be stackin' up doku grands..
Fools 'round here,
No Lu Lu's man..
You man are spooky..
You do Voodoo? (Duk's, tell me..) [Dappy]
What would you do if you're in a club dancin', a man rolls with his girlfriend on a sad ting..
An' she starts givin' you the eye like it's a bang ting,
I know what
I would do,
I ent rampin'! [Fearless]
I would take her to the toilet, put her in the sink..
Give her willy till the batty don' wink..
Don't fink
I'm buyin' you a drink.
You are not my girlfriend, you're just anuvva link..
I don't care what you fink. [Dappy]
When I die, don't bury me, burn me..
The way thing's are goin'
I might die early.
I hate MC's that get it with the swag lines like '
I'm a killer an no-one can hurt me!' [Fearless]
Yo, When I die don't bury me, freeze me..
The way fings are goin'
I might die easy..
I hate MC's that come out with dead line's like '
I shoot crack and guns' that's cheesy.. [Dappy]
Rarrst, Many man
I know are livin' in a dream-land..
Thinkin' they can play 2 notes on a keyboard, an come up with a song like ours..
Your mix tape stinks like a fart,
My album's a slut in the chart..
Half a million of my
CD's got s*ipped like hot cakes, over the counter..
So could you please stop stylin' on west when you can't even sell 2 of them in an hour! [Fearless]
Coco-cabonion..
I come Q with the shank and dun-dem..
I'm from a place called 'north-west london'
I heard your mom's got bunions fam, what?
Ey what? You wanna quickly
Doku this ting? (Go on then)
Yo. [Dappy]
I'm like, lately
I've seen that many man comin' up with funny little skanks an' ting,
But, When
I'm on a skankin' ting,
No lie I'm on a blankin' ting..
And if you feel my s*it
I'm on a thankin' ting..
But if you bring a pretty girl around me
I'm on a spankin' ting, it's no w**kin' ting.
See me I'm on the stance same ting, further more
I should be the skankin' king.. [Fearless]
So if you wanna come hotel don't waste time,
Only get once chance, don't get nine..
Like Cartel said '
Mi c**ky longer than mi nine'
So rep it up becau' we bump 'n' grind..
I'm a man you're a female, an'
I hate when a chick makes her bum look big on facebook..
Man they can't back the real ting up in detail,
Done with your pictures but
I know your e-mail.. [Dappy]
I'm a hard worker, but
I'm not a grime
MC, so anytime
I get a day off,
I like writin' angry lyrics with my friends reminiscing about the days when,
We used to lick alot of shots on the block an' go to girls hostels..
S**g dem, then link there best friend..
You're the s*it on my shoe,
Waste..Dash ya and splash on the floor, in ya moms' bas***nt. [Chorus]
Oi, You're a doku man,
You gotta be stackin' up doku grands..
Fools 'round here,
No Lu Lu's man..
You man are spooky..
You do Voodoo? (You do voodoo?) [Dappy]
What planet are you on you must be coo-coo..
I don't wanna put a thing in 'fifis' hand, cause he will definetly make it go doku..
Men are supposed to have b***s, not lu-lu's..
Never have
I seen a man run that fast,
I'm suprised he never done a poo-poo..
Ey donut, d******d,
Beany-man's cousin..
Make us ill it ate more than a dozen..
An' I did ask
Tulisa and she told me that... "I will never s**g a man unless I love him!"
Sagga's wanna be fake ragga-muffin..
How can you let a likkle man like me,
Make 2 grown man like you start dossin'? [Fearless]
Never talk to the feds when they come
I start duckin',
You man are buggin'.. [Dappy]
Wanna talk s*it behind my back, when you see me you start runnin'! [Fearless]
Arr you ain't heavy like a ton full of bricks,
N-Dubz got a bag full of hits.
You an your boys a bag full of p***ks..
If we come to your party, you know we gon' leave..
With all of your chicks!! [Chorus]
Oi, You're a doku man,
You gotta be stackin' up doku grands..
Fools 'round here,
No Lu Lu's man..
You man are spooky..
You do Voodoo? (Duk's, tell me..) [Dappy]
What would you do if you're in a club dancin', a man rolls with his girlfriend on a sad ting..
An' she starts givin' you the eye like it's a bang ting,
I know what
I would do,
I ent rampin'! [Fearless]
I would take her to the toilet, put her in the sink..
Give her willy till the batty don' wink..
Don't fink
I'm buyin' you a drink.
You are not my girlfriend, you're just anuvva link..
I don't care what you fink. [Dappy]
When I die, don't bury me, burn me..
The way thing's are goin'
I might die early.
I hate MC's that get it with the swag lines like '
I'm a killer an no-one can hurt me!' [Fearless]
Yo, When I die don't bury me, freeze me..
The way fings are goin'
I might die easy..
I hate MC's that come out with dead line's like '
I shoot crack and guns' that's cheesy.. [Dappy]
Rarrst, Many man
I know are livin' in a dream-land..
Thinkin' they can play 2 notes on a keyboard, an come up with a song like ours..
Your mix tape stinks like a fart,
My album's a slut in the chart..
Half a million of my
CD's got s*ipped like hot cakes, over the counter..
So could you please stop stylin' on west when you can't even sell 2 of them in an hour! [Fearless]
Coco-cabonion..
I come Q with the shank and dun-dem..
I'm from a place called 'north-west london'
I heard your mom's got bunions fam, what?
