Illegal Alien歌词

Got out of bed wasn't feeling too good
With my wallet and my passport
A new pair of shoes
The sun is shining so I head for the park
With a bottle of Tequila
And a new pack of cigarettes
I got a cousin and she got a friend
Who thought that her aunt knew a man who could help
At his apartment I knocked on the door
He wouldn't come out until he got paid
Now don't tell anybody what I wanna do
If they find out
You know that they'll never let me through
Cos it's no fun being an illegal alien
No it's no fun being an illegal alien
Down at the office had to fill out the forms
A pink one, a red one, the colours you choose
Up to the counter to see what they think
They said
'It doesn't count man, it ain't written in ink'
I don't trust anybody
Least not around here
Cos it's not fun being an illegal alien
I tell ya it's not fun being an illegal alien
No no no no no it's not fun being an illegal alien
(I mean it when I tell ya that)
It's no fun being an illegal alien
An illegal alien, O.K.
Consideration for your fellow man
Would not hurt anybody
It sure fits in with my plan
Over the border
There lies the promised land
Where everything comes easy
You just hold out your hand
Keep your suspicions
I've seen that look before
But I ain't done nothing wrong now
Is that such a surprise
But I've got a sister
Who'd be willing to oblige
She will do anything now
To help me get to the outside
So don't tell anybody what I wanna do
If they find out
You know that they'll never let me through
Because it's no fun being an illegal alien
I tell ya it's no fun being an illegal alien
(And it's getting me down)
It's no fun being an illegal alien
No no no no no It's no fun being an illegal alien
It's no fun being an illegal alien...