Steak for Chicken歌词

作词 : The Moldy Peaches
作曲 : The Moldy Peaches
Mardi Gras came and went，
All my money has been spent，
How am I gonna pay the rent，
Sitting on my ass (sitting on your face)
Who mistook the steak for chicken?
Who am I gonna stick my ****** in，
We're not those kids,
Sitting on the couch，
My former life I had a sister (My former life I was a high roller)
I abused her and I dissed her (Dropped my kids in the diamond stroller)
She got swept up in a twister(Found my calling as a part time bowler)
First I laughed and then I missed her(Treated my wife for a new three-holer)
Who mistook these baths for showers?
Who ****** up that Leaning Tower?
We're not those kids,
Sitting on the couch，
Oh get on a Greyhound and ride away，
Different dreams than yesterday(Live on birthday cake each day)
Tell your grandmas they're okay(Tell your grandparents that they're gay)
Kiss their cheek and run away，
'cause me and my friends are so smart，
We invented this new kind of darts(We invented this new kind of art)
Hit a bull's-eye and cut a fart(Post modernist, throwing darts)
Smoking crack and cutting crack
Who missed that thing on the ceiling?(Who mistook this crap for genius?)
Who is gonna hurt my feelings?(Who is gonna stroke my ******?)
We're not those kids,
Sitting on the couch，
Even your mother is a crook(Oh people are ******ny like a brand new book)
But if I get a closer look，
There's ******t on every road you took(There's ******t on every hand you shook)
If you don't believe me,
read your book(look at your hand)
Somebody's making a killing(So who made all these things for killing?)
Whose empty heart needs filling?(Whose ****** hole needs filling?)
We're not those kids,
Sitting on the couch.
Who mistook the steak for chicken?
Who am I gonna stick my ****** in，
We're not those kids,
Sitting on the couch，
sitting on the couch
sitting on the couch
sitting on the couch