Are You F*cking Kidding Me歌词

They say every one should have their heart broken, at least once
That that is how you grow emotionally
Well, I have been misused by many many many men
But nothing can compare to how you treated me
At times it really felt as though the pain was here to stay
And though it's many years ago, I feel it to this day
And now you wanna be my friend on Facebook
Are you ******' kidding me?
All the memories are coming back to me now
All the ways you stole the light from my eyes
I traveled so far just to get away from you!
Till this mornings friend request surprise
At times it really felt as though I'd never smile again.
You narcissistic ass hole, oh you nasty nasty man.
And now you wanna be my friend on Facebook
Are you ******* kidding?
I don't wanna know what kind of cocktail you are
Or which member of The Beatles or which 1950's movie star
I don't give a toss if you're a ninja or a pirate,
I'd suspect you'd be a pirate but I don't wanna verify it
And I don't give a **** what your stripper name is
Or if your Kitty had a litter
Look, just follow me on twitter
I don't care about your family tree
And I certainly don't want you poking me, again.
So now you wanna be my friend on Facebook
Oh you ******* ******* ****
Click, ignore