Putin
 作曲 : Randy Newman
Putin - Randy Newman
Written by：Randy Newman
Putin puttin' his pants on
One leg at a time
Mean he's just like a regular fella huh
He ain't nothing like a regular fella
Putin puttin' his hat on
Hat size number nine
You sayin' putin's gettin' big headed
Putin's head's just fine
He can drive his giant tractor
Across the Trans Siberian plain
He can power a nuclear reactor
With the left side of his brain
And when he takes his shirt off
He drives the ladies crazy
When he takes his shirt off
Makes me wanna be a lady
It's the Putin girls
Putin if you put it when you
Put it where you put it
Putin if you put it
Will you put it next to me
Putin if you put it when you
Put it where you put it
Putin if you put it
Will you put it next to me
Putin hates the Putin girls
'Cause he hates vulgarity
He loves his mother country
And he loves his family
He and his ex wife Lyudmila
Are riding along the shore
The beautiful new Russian Black Sea
Let's listen in
A great man is speaking
We fought a war for this
I'm almost ashamed
The Mediterranean
Now there's a resort worth fighting for
If only the Greeks or the Turks
Would start to sniff around
I'd bring the hammer down
So quick their woolly heads would spin
Woolly head woolly head woolly head
Or wait a minute
Even better
What if the Kurds got in the way
Hey Kurds and way curds and way
Sometimes a people is greater than their leader
Germany Kentucky France
Sometimes a leader towers over his country
One shot at glory they don't get a second chance
I dragged these peasants kicking and screaming
Into the 21st century
I thought they'd make it
I must have been dreaming
These chicken farmers and file clerks gonna be the death of me
I can't do it
Sure you can
I can't do it
Yeah you can
What makes you say that girls
Tell you why 'cause you're the Putin man
Who whipped Napoleon
We did
Who won World War II
The Americans
That's a good one ladies
It's our turn to sit in the comfy chair
And you're the man gonna get us there
I don't know Lenin couldn't do it
I don't know Stalin couldn't do it
They couldn't do it
Why you think I can
You're gonna lead our people to the Promised Land
You're right 'cause Goddamn I'm the Putin man