[00:00.000] 作词 : Marshall Mathers/Jeff Bass/Mark Bass
[00:01.000] 作曲 : Marshall Mathers/Jeff Bass/Mark Bass
[00:02.010]A lot of people ask me, stupid fvxkin' questions
[00:08.150]A lot of people think that, what I say on a record
[00:12.060]Or what I talk about on a record
[00:14.700]That I actually do in real life, or that I believe in it
[00:19.120]Or if I say that, I wanna kill somebody that
[00:23.560]I'm actually gonna do it, or that I believe in it
[00:27.690]Well, sh1t, if you believe that, then I'll kill you
[00:34.790]You know why? 'Cause I'm a criminal!
[00:42.520]Criminal! You're goddamn right
[00:46.940]I'm a criminal! Yeah, I'm a criminal!
[00:56.470]My words are like a dagger with a jagged edge
[00:58.740]That'll stab you in the head, whether you're a fag or lez
[01:01.150]Or a homosex, hermaph or a trans-a-vest
[01:03.470]Pants or dress, hate fags? The answer's yes
[01:05.880]Homophobic? Nah, you're just heterophobic
[01:08.180]Starin' at my jeans, watchin' my gen1tals bulgin' (Ooh!)
[01:10.600]That's my mother****ing bitch, you'd better let go of 'e
[01:12.900]They belong in my scr0tum, you'll never get hold of 'em!
[01:15.280]"Hey, it's me, Versace! Whoops, somebody shot me!
[01:17.890]And I was just checkin' the mail, get it? Checkin' the male?"
[01:20.530]How many records you expectin' to sell
[01:22.310]After your second LP sends you directly to jail?
[01:24.840]Come on, relax, guy! I like gay men
[01:27.040]Right, Ken? Give me an amen! (A-men!)
[01:30.040]"Please Lord, this boy needs Jesus
[01:31.950]Heal this child, help us destroy these demons
[01:34.400]Oh, and please send me a brand new car
[01:36.410]And a ********** while my wife's sick in the hospital"
[01:39.180]Preacher, preacher! Fifth grade teacher!
[01:41.300]You can't reach me, my mom can't neither
[01:43.680]You can't teach me a goddamn thing 'cause
[01:46.050]I watch TV and Comcast cable
[01:48.350]And you ain't able to stop these thoughts
[01:50.700]You can't stop me from toppin' these charts
[01:53.030]And you can't stop me from droppin' each March
[01:55.200]With a brand new CD for these fvxkin' retards (Duh)
[01:58.120]And to think, it's just little ol' me
[02:00.160]Mr. Don't-Give-A-Fvxk still won't leave
[02:02.270]I'm a criminal!
[02:03.950]'Cause every time I write a rhyme these people think it's a crime
[02:05.280]To tell 'em what's on my mind, I guess I'm a criminal!
[02:07.660]I don't gotta say a word, I just flip 'em the bird
[02:09.720]And keep goin', I don't take sh1t from no one
[02:11.570]I'm a criminal!
[02:12.280]'Cause every time I write a rhyme these people think it's a crime
[02:14.550]To tell 'em what's on my mind, I guess I'm a criminal!
[02:16.980]I don't gotta say a word, I just flip 'em the bird
[02:19.120]And keep goin', I don't take sh1t from no one
[02:20.950]The mother did drvgs, hard liquor, cigarettes and speed
[02:23.380]The baby came out, disfigured ligaments, indeed
[02:25.760]It was a seed who would grow up just as crazy as she
[02:28.060]Don't dare make fun of that baby, 'cause that baby was me
[02:30.430]I'm a criminal, an animal caged who turned crazed
[02:33.070]But how the fvxk you supposed to grow up when you weren't raised?
[02:35.400]So as I got older and I got a lot taller
[02:37.700]My **** shrunk smaller, but my ***** got larger
[02:40.130]I drank more liquor to fvxk you up quicker
[02:42.320]Than you'd wanna fvxk me up for sayin' the word—
[02:44.700]My morals went *thhbbpp* when the president got oral
[02:47.070]Sex in his Oval Office on top of his desk off of his own employee
[02:49.430]Now, don't ignore me, you won't avoid me
[02:51.540]You can't miss me: I'm white, blonde-haired, and my nose is pointy
[02:54.150]I'm the bad guy who makes fun of people that die
[02:56.400]In plane crashes and laughs as long as it ain't happenin' to him
[02:59.250]Slim Shady, I'm as crazy as Em-inem and Kim combined (The maniac's in)
[03:03.510]In place of the Doctor, 'cause Dre couldn't make it today
[03:05.780]He's a little under the weather, so I'm takin' his place (Mm-mm-mmm!)
[03:08.520]Oh, that's Dre with an AK to his face
[03:10.450]Don't make me kill him too and spray his brains all over the place
[03:12.830]I told you, Dre, you should've kept that thang put away
[03:15.160]I guess that'll teach you not to let me play with it, eh?
[03:17.380]I'm a criminal!
[03:21.320]MEL-MAN: Aight, look
[03:21.950]EMINEM: Uh-huh
[03:22.290]MEL-MAN: Just go up in that motherfvxker
[03:23.930]Get the motherfvxkin' money and get the fvxk up outta there
[03:26.490]EMINEM: Aight
[03:27.120]MEL-MAN: I'll be right here waitin' on you
[03:27.880]EMINEM: Aight
[03:28.840]MEL-MAN: Yo, Em
[03:29.520]EMINEM: What?!
[03:30.120]MEL-MAN: Don't kill nobody this time
[03:31.720]EMINEM: Awwright… goddamn
[03:33.620]This motherfvxker gets on my fvxkin' nerves!
[03:39.550]TELLER: How you doin'? Hi, how can I help you?
[03:41.570]EMINEM: Yeah, I need to make a withdrawal
[03:42.980]TELLER: Okay
[03:43.660]EMINEM: Put the ****ing money in the bag, bitch, and I won't kill you
[03:46.140]TELLER: What? Oh my God, don't kill me!
[03:48.200]EMINEM: I'm not gonna kill you, bitch, quit lookin' aroun
[03:49.900]TELLER: Don't kill me, I've got two kids at home, don't kill me!
[03:50.890]EMINEM: I said I'm not gonna fvxkin' kill you
[03:52.090]TELLER: Don't kill me!
[03:52.880]EMINEM: Hurry the fvxk up! Thank you!
[03:55.360]Windows tinted on my ride when I drive in it (Go, go, go!)
[03:57.660]So when I rob a bank, run out and just dive in it
[04:00.010]So I'll be disguised in it and if anybody identifies
[04:02.730]The guy in it, I hide for five minutes
[04:04.790]Come back, shoot the eyewitness
[04:06.640]Fire at the private eye hired to pry in my business
[04:09.700]Die bitches, bastards, brats, pet
[04:11.870]This puppy's lucky I didn't blast his ass yet
[04:14.170]If I ever gave a fvxk, I'd shave my nvts
[04:16.540]Tuck my shit in between my legs and cluck
[04:18.900]You motherfvxkin' chickens ain't brave enough
[04:20.850]To say the stuff I say, so just tape it shut
[04:23.470]Shit, half the sh1t I say, I just make it up
[04:25.610]To make you mad, so kiss my white naked ass
[04:28.330]And if it's not a rapper that I make it as
[04:30.490]I'ma be a fvxkin' rap1st in a Jason mask
[04:32.770]I'm a criminal!
[04:33.290]'Cause every time I write a rhyme these people think it's a crime
[04:35.720]To tell 'em what's on my mind, I guess I'm a criminal!
[04:38.040]I don't gotta say a word, I just flip 'em the bird
[04:40.290]And keep goin', I don't take sh1t from no one
[04:41.990]I'm a criminal!
[04:42.720]'Cause every time I write a rhyme these people think it's a crime
[04:45.120]To tell 'em what's on my mind, I guess I'm a criminal!
[04:47.370]I don't gotta say a word, I just flip 'em the bird
[04:49.670]And keep goin', I don't take sh1t from no one
[04:51.390]I'm a criminal!
[04:52.070]'Cause every time I write a rhyme these people think it's a crime
[04:54.470]To tell 'em what's on my mind, I guess I'm a criminal!
[04:56.820]I don't gotta say a word, I just flip 'em the bird
[04:59.020]And keep goin', I don't take sh1t from no one
[05:00.740]I'm a criminal!
[05:01.550]'Cause every time I write a rhyme these people think it's a crime
[05:03.900]To tell 'em what's on my mind, I guess I'm a criminal!
[05:06.180]I don't gotta say a word, I just flip 'em the bird
[05:08.530]And keep goin', I don't take sh1t from no one
[05:09.960](I am) I'm a criminal!