[00:00.21]Club Night -Lil Dicky
[00:07.197]Friday f**king night
[00:08.597]We 'bout to do this right
[00:10.47]Dicky rolling to the club he about to find his wife
[00:13.337]Cuz he fresher than a kid that called his mom a f**king ho
[00:16.687]Bunch a b**ches getting low
[00:18.147]Pimping you already know
[00:19.826]I'm 'bout to get up on the flo and then bring chicken to my crib
[00:23.506]Getting drunk up in this muthaf**ka f**k you think this is
[00:26.896]Then I see a bad b**ch wit a booty and a half
[00:29.886]I make a move on that cutie excuse me do you wanna dance
[00:33.276]Then she looked at me and laughed
[00:35.26]Like I didn't have a chance
[00:36.596]Like I shouldn't even asked
[00:38.156]So I proceeded to get trashed
[00:39.765]And I'm at the bar now and it's so loud
[00:41.795]But I'm taking shots and I'm throwing down
[00:43.364]And I see a pretty lady so I send her some of that cold brown
[00:46.953]And she turned around and then turned it down
[00:48.473]Because in her words she don't like to flirt with clowns
[00:50.223]And I'm alone and pouting overcrowded I need to get up out this club
[00:53.952]I been inside this club for way too long
[00:57.522]I wanna leave and eat calzones
[01:00.991]None of these females wanna bone
[01:04.200]Myself esteem is all but gone
[01:07.519]'Bout to quit but I'm bitter I paid that cover
[01:09.819]So I guess I gotta stay in this stupid club a bit longer
[01:13.329]And I'm sweating like a jew in a multicultural sauna
[01:16.539]They been playing f**king dubstep for ten consecutive songs
[01:19.859]And then I bumped into a guy
[01:21.459]He was roughly 6foot 5
[01:23.239]Pretty sure it was his fault but I apologized
[01:26.828]Pretty sure you know the type probly banking every night
[01:29.988]Vodka sprite looking round to find a kike that he can fight
[01:33.227]Or suckerpunch I'm kinda drunk
[01:34.717]And I been in the club for way too long
[01:36.437]Now I'm up in the corner all alone ESPN up on my phone
[01:39.757]My self esteem is so depleted such a mess I'm overheated
[01:43.247]I regretfully just tweeted some depressing sh*t
[01:46.77]I need to leave this club
[01:47.327]I been inside this club for way too long
[01:50.827]I wanna leave and eat calzones
[01:54.107]None of these females wanna bone
[01:57.397]Myself esteem is all but gone
[02:00.677]Is this really for the bathroom are you kidding
[02:03.167]This the type of line where people squeeze they dick to prevent pissing
[02:06.656]When I get inside the stall it's like a yeti had been shitting
[02:09.955]And there's piss all on the ground
[02:11.425]So as I'm wizzing I keep slipping
[02:13.255]F**k this hand stamp
[02:14.695]Club is really damn cramped
[02:16.225]F**k it I'mma suck it up and take another damn chance
[02:19.584]Ughh here goes nothing （c'mon D）
[02:20.734]Ay girlie what's the word
[02:21.994]At first glance I may look like a nerd
[02:23.574]But if you let me bet D get thee
[02:24.964]All up in the bed so wet like a maf**kan jetski
[02:27.93]Real rap if you tryna go
[02:28.423]Then put your name right here up inside ma phone
[02:30.83]She took bait no way typing out her home she pressed save
[02:32.252]Walked away and her name was no
[02:43.171]I been inside this club for way too long
[02:46.691]I wanna leave and eat calzones
[02:49.971]None of these females wanna bone
[02:53.291]Myself esteem is all but gone