[00:00.000] 作词 : Dean M DiMarzo
[00:00.000] 作曲 : Dean M DiMarzo
[00:00.000]So the good news first
[00:00.895]It's gonna get weird
[00:01.837]Don't be so surprised,
[00:02.865]You're the reason i appeared
[00:04.018]l've been trapped in a dreamscape
[00:05.056]It feels like forever
[00:05.776]Keep missing my shot
[00:06.948]But his aim's getting better!
[00:07.925](Ha ha)
[00:08.444]Buckle up kid, open your mind
[00:09.728]I'Il take a look at every corner
[00:10.703]see what i can find
[00:11.767]Let's make an agreement
[00:12.698]Forget the semantics
[00:13.594]Now let me get into some dream demon antics! (My my!)
[00:16.154]Welcome to a world full of horrors
[00:17.404]Where anything can happen just imagine if
[00:19.094]you hadn't had to happen on the journal that
[00:20.639]you opened up you're such a stupid-
[00:21.519]Wait, what did i say?
[00:22.517]Uh forget you heard that
[00:23.337]I'm not great with names
[00:24.250]I'Il just stick to shapes
[00:25.214]Shooting star
[00:25.729]Pine tree
[00:26.162]Question mark
[00:26.601]Six-fingered
[00:27.046]Wait, you don't know him?
[00:28.009]I won't give it away
[00:28.777]Now just shake my hand
[00:30.105]And watch your whole world slip away
[00:31.330]An equilateral deceiver
[00:33.683]in charge of your mind
[00:35.338]you're better off if you don't try to fight it
[00:39.105]deep in your brain just like a fever
[00:41.226]you're in quite the bind
[00:43.118]you'd still be safe had he not been invited
[00:46.390]SAY GOODBYE TO REAL WORLD,
[00:48.325]MY LITTLE SHOOTING STAR!
[00:50.140]GOT A FRONT ROW SEAT TO THE CARNIVAL,
[00:52.218]NOW WATCH THINGS GET BIZARRE!
[00:53.964]THERE'S NOTHING BUT CONFUSION
[00:56.139]REALITY'S AN ILUSION
[00:57.850]SAY THE WORD AND YOU'RE MINE,SHAKE MY HAND!
[01:00.572]LET ME INTO YOUR MIND!
[01:03.008]The name's Bill!
[01:03.932]And it's time to pay up
[01:04.820]Now i've got another universe of fools to corrupt
[01:06.761]I'm made of pure energy
[01:07.829]Chaos incarnate!
[01:08.993]I've gotten so close to succeeding but darn it-
[01:10.797]He foiled my plans!
[01:11.747]Now he's on an "adventure"
[01:12.732]If Oregon's famous inventor is out of commision,
[01:14.652]i'll have to come up with another Assistant?
[01:16.799]Or maybe his brother
[01:18.227]I need to find somebody dumb-
[01:19.382]how 'bout me?
[01:19.671]That'll work
[01:20.156]Widdle me?
[01:20.904]You're adorable.
[01:21.508]Anyway
[01:22.260]Now reality is hanging
[01:22.867]On the tiniest of threads
[01:24.302]You can say your final words
[01:25.051]Before you give up all hope
[01:25.960]The cacophony is terminally maddening
[01:27.535]Imagine all the pandemonium
[01:28.952]If you just hand me that Globe
[01:30.784]Thank you.
[01:31.558]Ha ha Ha ha
[01:32.368]SAY GOODBYE TO THE REAL WORLD,
[01:34.445]MY LITTLE SHOOTING STAR!
[01:36.292]GOT A FRONT ROW SEAT AT THE CARNIVAL,
[01:38.048]NOW WATCH THINGS GET BIZARRE!
[01:40.167]THERE'S NOTHING BUT CONFUSION!
[01:42.020]REALITY'S AN ILUSION!
[01:43.865]SAY THE WORD AND YOU'RE MINE
[01:45.411]SHAKE MY HAND,LET ME INTO YOUR MIND
[01:48.219]YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A WAY OUT OF HERE
[01:50.227]YOU'RE TALKING TO THE ESSENCE OF WEIRD
[01:52.261]A BILLION YEARS IN THE VOID
[01:54.129]GETS ANNOYING MY DEAR
[01:56.041]THIS DOOR WAS MEANT TO BE OPENED
[01:57.797]SURRENDER GIVE UP HOPE
[01:59.357]LET THE SHOW UNDERWAY
[02:00.889]TRY TO SMILE WHILE YOU STILL
[02:02.995]HAVE A FACE
[02:03.923]we welcome you to weirdmaggedon
[02:06.259]the end of the world
[02:07.529]at least the end of all you know and love
[02:11.372]an evolutional progression
[02:13.905]existence unfurled
[02:15.465]we're everything your nightmares are made of
[02:18.797]Is it starting to sink in?
[02:19.813]There's no chance of winning
[02:20.858]Your feeble attempt at defending your planet is pitiful
[02:23.286]See my unstoppable forces?
[02:24.414]Now i've got some children
[02:25.767]TO MAKE INTO CORPSES
[02:26.698](Well,well!)
[02:27.146]Everything i see i'm taking
[02:28.491]Make it strange and
[02:29.307]Never ever gonna let the pain end
[02:30.591]Awakened something when you let the rift break
[02:32.359]Get a smile on your face
[02:33.438]Or I'm gonna rearrange it.
[02:34.673]The euclidean gideon's given admission to
[02:36.375]lettin' in another dimesion i mightn't have
[02:37.659]mentioned that other little
[02:38.399]Card in my hand
[02:39.111]Until it began
[02:39.773]You can't understand
[02:40.505]Triangular plans
[02:41.250]Now you're under command!
[02:42.094]You're a prisioner
[02:42.859](Plaything!)
[02:43.263]A souvenir
[02:44.093]Don't you know i've been wating a trillion years?
[02:45.882]So give up the fight
[02:47.034]Say goodbye to your friends
[02:47.971]And let's start the party!
[02:49.019](that never ends)
[02:49.887]so welcome to the end of
[02:51.763]this parody deranged
[02:53.595]maybe next time caine'll sing "let's get weird"
[02:55.717]Wait wait wait
[02:56.437]I want a key change!
[02:57.549]SAY GOODBYE TO REAL WORLD,
[02:59.442]MY LITTLE SHOOTING STAR!
[03:01.490]GOT A FRONT ROW SEAT TO THE CARNIVAL,
[03:03.282]NOW WATCH THINGS GET BIZARRE!
[03:05.178]THERE'S NOTHING BUT CONFUSION
[03:07.182]REALITY'S AN ILUSION
[03:09.158]SAY THE WORD AND YOU'RE MINE，
[03:10.559]SHAKE MY HAND
[03:11.505]LET ME INTO YOUR MIND!
[03:13.510]Ahahaha!
[03:15.067]Finally, after all these years…
[03:17.931]Wait, what are you doing with the-
[03:20.859]No-!