IANAHB 作词 : Carter, Dwayne 作曲 : Carter, Dwayne I'm in the crib butt naked ******* She said my ******* could be the next black president Americans hate the I'm American Medicine, I treat it like peppermints Uh, I'm in the ocean getting shark ******* Shoot you in ya ******' mouth and make you talk to me Sometimes I need someone to talk to Cause I Am Not A Human Being... Part Two Getting paid, show money for walkthroughs Lettin' all these hoes ride my *******, car pools My bars passed the bar exam, no law school Cash Money Army, veteran with my war wounds Uh, whatcha man doing? I pop his mutha******' top like a canned good And all my *******s that I roll with are hella armed And last night I took a transformer And had a dream that my ******* turned to Megatron But my girl, was sleeping with Decepticons Money talks man and mine talk lecture long P-U-S-S-Y... my second home I be grindin' on them hoes like a half pipe She say "Tunechi you the *******t, you need your ass wiped" I say "Before you gas me up, check the gas price" Then I make her take this ******* like advice She see-saw it, she suck it and enjoy it I stick it in her ass like some ******g steroids Jose Canseco, make no mistake Like a white boy wearing black paint You're a fake ass ******* Break pads *******... wait You ain't in weight my class ******* Lookin' for the mutha******' man in the mirror Runnin' this *******t like a faucet... Farrah Barra... cuda, who the ******* you are? I can make ya ******* root for me like I grew her Bodies in sewer, the tampons in manure 90 billions ******* on my ******* like a skewer That's swag, I'm a True Blood, ******* no fangs Been went pro, now I'm going propane Tell the ******* get off me, ******* get off me I got her over here blowing me like coffee Decaffeinated, hand me that paper like I graduated And I get head while it's decapitated Think it's a game ******* come play I'm with my killer bees, ******* bug spray Yeah, Young Money so gangsta, I personally strangersknow It's so strange but this girl named Dana, like to go ******* Shoot 'em in his head, what's that? A no brainer Plain ol' *******, but a break from the norm I wear my heart on my sleeve so don't be breakin' my arm I rather ******' ring ya neck before I ring the alarm I dream to meet a serial killer that'll bring me alone Wit 'em, I gotta hit 'em like redbones with long hair ******* with me, ya ass is grass... get a lawn chair I was ******g before my ******* started growin' hair ******* sweatin' me like John Mayer, or warm air Man, **** and bananas You know how the tables turn, where are your table manners? If you fake, put a egg in ya shoe and scramble No rubber... I just ****** this piano ******* Low, do you Ture it up Hello, Weal As I always say I Am Not A Human Being... too