[00:02.235] Yeah, see I know I can make a lot of money doing this man
[00:05.154] It's just the whole process that uh...
[00:07.796] That I'm having trouble with know what I mean
[00:11.012] I know you just pretty much, you know
[00:14.243] Get the water boiling and just uh get a jar or something like that
[00:18.798] Put it in the jar and just watch it you know bubble up and all that
[00:21.119] [Verse 1: Kendrick Lamar]
[00:21.525] Shame on him! (what?)
[00:22.272] Lemme put my gloves on
[00:25.174] And my scrubs on
[00:26.382] I'm the chemist that's whippin' it in the kitchen
[00:28.673] This here is not for the children
[00:29.807] You need parental advision
[00:31.134] If you wanna learn how to cook in the **** business
[00:34.169] First you bargain shop
[00:35.396] Look for the priciest chickens
[00:36.732] I recommend that you pay
[00:38.077] Jorge a visit
[00:39.459] Got it wrapped in saran
[00:40.918] 17.5 no
[00:42.123] Drop four grand
[00:43.561] This is LA man
[00:44.841] Unless it be a drought
[00:46.344] But homie if it ain't
[00:47.711] Then it is somewhere else
[00:49.046] Flip your hustle down south
[00:50.312] That's a whole other story though
[00:51.627] Back to the lesson
[00:53.031] Hope you're takin' down your footnotes
[00:54.552] Class is in session
[00:55.740] Get your instruments
[00:56.983] Grab some baking soda, a triple beam, a beaker
[00:59.258] And a hanger you can stir it with
[01:01.638] Split nine Os four ways in that 36
[01:04.207] Place it on the triple beam
[01:05.946] As hard as it may seem, it's not that tricky
[01:07.694] Say you'll get it baby just bear with me
[01:09.629] Confidence before compliments
[01:11.259] Now let's get busy
[01:12.474] This is the procedure
[01:13.508] 250 grams of coke, 150 grams of soda
[01:16.015] Place it in the beaker
[01:17.432] Your water should be boiling by then
[01:19.056] Grab a small cup and pour it in
[01:20.300] Twist the hanger until it's paper thin
[01:22.778] Place the hanger in the beaker then give your wrist a circular spin
[01:25.626] But hold on it gets tricky again!
[01:28.117] As your hand rotate
[01:29.442] You're probably thinkin' it's safe
[01:31.000] Until it starts to harden, slowing down the pace
[01:33.523] The muscle inside your arm is makin' your joints ache
[01:36.439] You're strugglin' on the job, but don't lose faith
[01:39.131] Wait...you got it back soft (good)
[01:42.072] Now pour some hot water inside the beaker jar
[01:44.479] The work should rise to the top
[01:46.476] Then pour some cold water on that
[01:48.414] That's when the **** should drop
[01:50.257] Snatch the cookie out the jar, grab a razor from the cabinet
[01:52.870] Place it on the cardboard, then chop
[01:55.398] As soon as the razor hit the work, you're happy
[01:58.811] You're excited that the chemistry worked
[02:00.864] This the fiend's appetite
[02:02.501] This bigger than life
[02:03.667] You turned to Mr. Nino Brown in one night
[02:06.120] You should thank me twice
[02:08.267] Though you learned from a chemist who never moved a brick in his life
[02:11.723] How ironic...hmm
[02:14.258] Like most of you rappers
[02:15.571] Aw I don't believe that man
[02:16.461] You're too professional with it man
[02:17.202] There's no way you've never done it before, know what I mean
[02:20.752] That was too descriptive