[00:00.000] 作曲 : Kristine Flaherty/Nick Long
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[00:03.703]I'm afraid of the internet
[00:06.464]I'm afraid of the internet
[00:09.222]And the crazy shit that people say
[00:11.983]When they're hiding behind a mask
[00:14.990]And their hungry and horny enough too late
[00:17.751]I'm afraid that we can't go back
[00:20.522]This big machine is too bad to break
[00:23.529]I'm afraid of the things I did
[00:26.036]One day they'll post all my mistakes
[00:30.552]All my mistakes
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[00:37.575]I'm afraid of the internet
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[00:43.089]I'm afraid of the internet
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[00:48.856]I'm afraid of the internet
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[00:57.133]God, it's hard to be innocent
[00:59.890]When the world keeps showing you it's dick
[01:02.902]And disaster is imminent
[01:05.659]Getting sicker and stranger with every click
[01:08.673]I'm afraid that we've gone too far
[01:11.185]This big machine is too broke to fix
[01:14.189]I'm afraid of the things I saw
[01:16.700]Some things you just cannot forget
[01:21.211]You can't forget
[01:23.720]You can't forget
[01:26.978]You can't forget
[01:30.740]Scared of spiders
[01:32.246]Scared of people dying in their sleep
[01:35.759]So I goggled, can you have a heart attack at 33
[01:41.274]First I looked at Reddit, then I looked around at WebMD
[01:46.794]Saw a list of all the symptoms
[01:50.555]Asked myself could this be me
[01:52.567]Then I clicked a picture of an actress that I never knew
[01:58.083]She had recently died tragically
[02:01.593]She drowned at Lake Piru
[02:03.853]I started crying, and I wondered if that's a normal thing to do
[02:09.124]So I searched the five stages of grief
[02:12.132]And found a link to something cute
[02:15.141]It was a meme of a dog in a bikini at the beach
[02:20.409]In big white letters at the bottom
[02:23.670]It said follow your dreams
[02:26.177]So I got up to take some action
[02:29.190]Feeling high on self-esteem
[02:31.946]But then the high it started crashing
[02:34.708]So I turned back to the screen
[02:38.473]And I started to scream
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[02:47.256]I'm afraid of the internet
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[02:58.544]I'm afraid of the internet
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[03:20.683]I'm afraid, so afraid
[03:22.950]I'm afraid