[00:00.000] 作词 : Bo Burnham
[00:00.000] 作曲 : Bo Burnham
[00:00.000]Welcome to the Internet! Have a look around
[00:03.827]Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found
[00:07.432]We've got mountains of content—some better, some worse
[00:10.959]If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first
[00:15.164]Welcome to the Internet! Come and take a seat
[00:18.743]Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet?
[00:22.479]There's no need to panic; this isn't a test, haha
[00:26.763]Just nod or shake your head, and we'll do the rest
[00:30.707]Welcome to thе Internet! What would you prefеr?
[00:34.208]Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur?
[00:37.891]Be happy! Be horny! Be bursting with rage!
[00:42.489]We've got a million different ways to engage
[00:45.989]Welcome to the Internet! Put your cares aside
[00:49.516]Here's a tip for straining pasta; here's a nine-year-old who died
[00:53.016]We've got movies and doctors and fantasy sports
[00:56.934]And a bunch of colored-pencil drawings of all the different characters in Harry Potter ****ing each other
[01:01.009]Welcome to the Internet! Hold on to your socks
[01:03.596]'Cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his ****
[01:06.652]They are grainy and off-putting; he just sent you more
[01:10.283]Don't act surprised—you know you like it, you whore
[01:13.026]See a man beheaded, get offended, see a shrink
[01:15.978]Show us pictures of your children, tell us every thought you think
[01:18.694]Start a rumor, buy a broom, or send a death threat to a boomer
[01:21.751]Or DM a girl and groom her; do a Zoom or find a tumor in your—
[01:24.859]Here's a healthy breakfast option, you should kill your mom
[01:27.393]Here's why women never **** you, here's how you can build a bomb
[01:30.371]Which Power Ranger are you? Take this quirky quiz
[01:33.244]Obama sent the immigrants to vaccinate your kids
[01:37.999]Could I interest you in everything all of the time?
[01:40.768]A little bit of everything all of the time
[01:43.641]Apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime
[01:46.750]Many thing and everything all of the time
[01:49.388]Could I interest you in everything all of the time?
[01:52.131]A little bit of everything all of the time
[01:55.396]Apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime
[01:58.505]Many thing and everything all of the time
[02:11.331]You know, it wasn't always like this
[02:18.332]Not very long ago, just before your time
[02:25.698]Right before the towers fell, circa '99
[02:32.751]This was catalogs, travel blogs, a chatroom or two
[02:40.928]We set our sights and spent our nights waiting for you!
[02:50.515]You, insatiable you
[02:55.478]Mommy let you use her iPad; you were barely two
[03:03.080]And it did all the things we designed it to do
[03:11.021]Now, look at you! Oh, look at you!
[03:16.951]You, you! Unstoppable, watchable
[03:26.302]Your time is now, your inside's out, honey, how you grew
[03:33.356]And if we stick together, who knows what we'll do?
[03:41.009]It was always the plan to put the world in your hand
[03:51.223](*Laughing hysterically*)
[04:00.732]Could I interest you in everything all of the time?
[04:06.609]A bit of everything all of the time
[04:11.259]Apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime
[04:16.431]Many thing and everything all of the time
[04:20.089]Could I interest you in everything all of the time?
[04:22.727]A little bit of everything all of the time
[04:25.888]Apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime
[04:28.761]Many thing and everything and many thing and everything
[04:31.347]Many thing and everything and
[04:32.758]All of the time