[00:00.000] 作词 : Bo Burnham [00:00.439] 作曲 : Bo Burnham [00:00.879] The world is changing [00:05.904] The planet's heating up [00:08.451] What the **** is going on? (Recorded laughter) [00:14.576] Rearranging [00:17.531] It's like everything happened all at once [00:20.371] Um, what the **** is going on? (Recorded laughter) [00:26.697] The people rising in the streets [00:29.960] The war, the drought [00:33.627] The more I look, the more I see nothing to joke about [00:40.045] Is comedy over? [00:42.094] Should I leave you alone? [00:44.596] 'Cause, really, who's gonna go for joking at a time like this? [00:48.974] Should I be joking at a time like this? [00:52.432] [00:52.640] I wanna help to leave this world better than I found it [00:58.231] And I fear that comedy won't help [01:01.787] And the fear is not unfounded [01:04.456] Should I stop trying to be funny? [01:07.870] Should I give away my money? No! [01:17.334] What do I do? [01:20.283] [01:24.333] Healing the world with comedy [01:29.319] The indescribable power of your comedy [01:36.873] The world needs direction [01:40.300] From a white guy like me (Bingo) [01:43.107] Who is healing the world with comedy [01:54.183] That's it! [01:54.665] The world is so ****ed up. Systematic oppression, income inequality, the other stuff... And there's only one thing that I can do about it. While— While being paid and being the center of attention [02:14.806] Healing the world with comedy [02:18.912] Making a literal difference, metaphorically [02:24.437] A Jew walks into a bar, and I've saved him a seat [02:29.708] That's healing the world with comedy [02:35.180] I'm a special kind of white guy [02:37.537] I self-reflected, and I want to be an agent of change [02:40.011] So I am gonna use my privilege for the good (Very cool, way to go!) [02:45.388] American white guys [02:48.190] We've had the floor for at least four-hundred years [02:51.404] So maybe I should just shut the **** up [03:00.893] I'm bored [03:02.057] I don't wanna do that [03:05.087] There's got to be another way (Yes) [03:08.135] For me to help out without standing on the sidelines (Never) [03:12.603] The wait is over [03:14.809] I'm white, and I'm here to save the day [03:17.306] Lord, help me channel Sandra Bullock in The Blind Side (Sandra Bullock) [03:24.143] Healing the world with comedy [03:27.969] Making a literal difference, metaphorically [03:33.137] And yes, most likely, they'll pay me, but I'd do it for free [03:38.589] I am healing the world with comedy [03:45.862] If you wake up in a house that's full of smoke [03:48.777] Don't panic, call me and I'll tell you a joke [03:51.793] If you see white men dressed in white cloaks [03:54.139] Don't panic, call me and I'll tell you a joke [03:57.292] Oh, shit [03:59.317] Should I be joking at a time like this? [04:02.549] If you start to smell burning toast [04:05.649] You're having a stroke or overcooking your toast [04:08.510] If you wake up in a house that's full of smoke [04:11.332] Don't panic, call me and I'll tell you a joke [04:14.151] If you see white men dressed in white cloaks [04:16.736] Don't panic, call me and I'll tell you a joke [04:19.485] Oh, shit [04:22.131] Should I be joking at a time like this? [04:25.698] Somebody help me out 'cause I don't know [04:30.244] And I want to help to leave this world better than I found it [04:36.002] And I fear that comedy won't help, but the fear is not unfounded [04:41.129] Should I stop trying to be funny? [04:44.278] Should I give away my money? No! [04:50.426] I know what I gotta do [04:54.217] Healing the world with comedy [04:58.418] Making a literal difference, metaphorically [05:04.156] I swore I'd never be back, but now, I'm back on my feet [05:09.775] And I'm healing the world with comedy