[00:00.193]Hey there, pal!
[00:01.538]Looking for work?
[00:03.304]But sick of being pushed around by lousy bosses?
[00:06.759]How would you like to run and manage your own business?
[00:09.793]Well, all we need is a little paperwork
[00:12.454]And your soul
[00:14.566]Become a Fazbear franchisee, you're more than family
[00:18.497]You're the star
[00:21.140]We've got a little fixer upper for you
[00:23.284]There's lots of work here to do
[00:25.151]So let's start!
[00:27.550]Cut some corners if it makes you a profit
[00:29.920]I promise you're gonna go far
[00:33.123]Frozen Pizza's the best!
[00:34.440]Not one ingredient's fresh!
[00:36.301]But just tell the customer they are
[00:39.492]All these animatronics have made us so famous
[00:42.968]They've got a history, almost all of it's heinous!
[00:45.899]But they make us so much money how could anyone blame us?
[00:49.351]Salvage all the old ones, shouldn't be dangerous
[00:52.537]I've heard a frontal lobe removal's rather painless
[00:55.741]Better that to happen than for us to go bankrupt
[00:58.675]And remember if you ever get hurt on the job
[01:02.110]Unfortunately, corporate cannot cover your loss
[01:05.844]Come on down to Freddy's
[01:09.043]And we'll make a tycoon of you
[01:12.416]Invest all of your savings
[01:14.533]Cuz you're gonna double it soon
[01:18.789]Minimize the casualties
[01:20.935]And please just don't get us sued
[01:24.134]Every shift will be fun
[01:25.707]If you get your duties done and clean all the blood off your shoes
[01:32.485]Just Kidding!
[01:33.279]It's only marinara
[01:34.605]You nincompoop
[01:35.932]But, accidents do occasionally happen
[01:38.806]Here are some precautionary instructions in case of a mishap:
[01:44.115]Entertainment upgrades have a price
[01:46.774]Minor injuries are a workplace sacrifice
[01:49.979]With the animatronics you always want to play nice
[01:53.439]And keep a safe distance, that's solid advice
[01:56.364]Oh, children love to play boy, can they make a mess!
[01:59.744]We know how much you'd love to strangle them by their necks
[02:02.920]Just tell those little brats to give Freddy a hug
[02:05.847]And when it's done sweep whatever's left of them under the rug
[02:09.034]Because a bad reputation cannot be afforded
[02:12.223]Don't get rid of the problem just get rid of the corpses
[02:15.935]Sanitation is of strictly minimal importance
[02:18.869]And if Police are at the door make sure they've got proper warrants
[02:22.322]Ethics and Morals are completely subjective!
[02:25.518]As long as you prosper you need nothing corrected!
[02:28.466]If anything breaks don't sweat, trainwreck
[02:31.648]We'll just take it out of your next paycheck
[02:35.637]Come on down to Freddy's
[02:38.553]You oughta stay for a while
[02:41.733]If any children go missing
[02:44.923]Just don't let that go on file
[02:48.391]Don't get any blood on the carpet
[02:50.762]It's easier cleaning the tile
[02:53.687]And if a kid ends up dead kill all the witnesses next
[02:57.412]And make sure it's done with a smile
[03:01.405]Now what?
[03:02.749]You want a raise?
[03:04.081]Maybe, after another couple days
[03:06.737]Order more decorations to cover the walls with
[03:09.924]And take remaining appendages out of the ball pits
[03:13.398]When bodies start rotting you'll know for sure
[03:16.597]Take your mind off it with another high score
[03:19.507]Then we'll have a performance you and Freddy together
[03:22.684]At this family franchise that'll go on forever!
[03:26.687]Come on down to Freddy's
[03:29.875]We'll suck the soul out of you
[03:33.325]A workshift can be deadly
[03:35.469]But we'll bring you back to life soon
[03:39.716]Maximize the casualties
[03:41.834]At this point we're gonna get sued
[03:45.017]And before you can leave
[03:46.612]Clean all the carpets with bleach
[03:48.394]And we'll make a monster of you