[00:11.711]Our lives coulda been so good
[00:14.039]But Momma had to **** it all up
[00:16.591]And now your daddy doesn't **** with your momma (hell no)
[00:19.502]No, Daddy doesn't **** with your momma
[00:21.824]All together, come on!
[00:22.535]
[00:22.823]Our lives coulda been so good
[00:25.471]But Momma had to **** it all up
[00:28.003]And that's why Daddy doesn't **** with my momma (hell no)
[00:30.948]No, Daddy doesn't **** with my momma
[00:33.303]
[00:33.927]Oh, hello son, I really wish I knew you
[00:37.175]I'm your father you'll probably never be introduced to
[00:40.047]You'll only see me on TV or maybe YouTube
[00:42.646]But now I know your momma is probably dating some new dude
[00:45.486]So how you liking Earth? Are you loving your existence?
[00:48.374]I wasn't at your birth, 'cause your mother made me miss it
[00:51.115]I tried to get a visa, I applied and they denied it
[00:53.979]'Cause your momma told the police that I beat her, she was lyin'
[00:56.178]And now I'm banned for something bad that I ain't even do
[00:59.178]There's a lot of land and water separating me and you
[01:02.302]You're far away in Australia and I am in America
[01:05.363]So I cannot be there to do all of the things a parent does
[01:08.275]This is my attempt at me raisin' you from a distance
[01:10.859]You have Hopson in your blood, you are special and you are gifted
[01:13.866]The punishment your mother has given me doesn't seem fair
[01:16.639]Just know I love you, son, and I'm wi***n' that I could be there
[01:19.355]
[01:19.897]Our lives coulda been so good
[01:21.962]But Momma had to **** it all up (it's sad)
[01:24.777]And now your daddy doesn't **** with your momma (hell no)
[01:27.897]Nope, Daddy doesn't **** with your momma
[01:29.721]Now sing it with me, son!
[01:31.165]
[01:31.453]Our lives coulda been so good
[01:33.517]But Momma had to **** it all up (yeah, that's it)
[01:36.174]And that's why Daddy doesn't **** with my momma
[01:38.573](That's why what?) (Hell no)
[01:39.621]No, Daddy doesn't **** with my momma
[01:41.867]
[01:42.067]I know you and your mom are stayin' with her parents Bill & Kirsten
[01:44.803]You're partially black, I'm confident they're feelin' nervous
[01:47.715]They don't like colored people, in their eyes you're still a burden
[01:50.699]They assume you're gonna grow up shootin' guns and stealin' purses
[01:53.587]But that's not true, son, don't be sad
[01:56.185]I know you're not like that, you know I got your back
[01:58.999]Listen, here's a funny joke that you could tell your grandmother
[02:02.129]She looks like the Marshmallow Man from Ghostbusters
[02:04.822]Oh, I forgot, you're too young to know what that is
[02:07.671]But that's the kinda thing I like to say to plumpy fat chicks
[02:10.615]The humps on Mom's chest are not real, they're elastic
[02:12.703]And if you look closely you can see she's made of plastic
[02:16.201]Like a toy, you my boy, my son, my friend
[02:19.112]I promise we gon' be together somehow in the end
[02:21.985]I am very ashamed that you don't have my last name
[02:24.779]Every night I go to bed and I'm feelin' this wicked pain, because
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[02:28.140]Our lives coulda been so good
[02:30.249]But Momma had to **** it all up
[02:32.945]And now your daddy doesn't **** with your momma (hell no)
[02:35.865]Nope, Daddy doesn't **** with your momma
[02:37.977]You know what time it is, son
[02:39.213]
[02:39.501]Our lives coulda been so good
[02:41.661]But Momma had to **** it all up (that's right)
[02:44.221]And that's why Daddy doesn't **** with my momma
[02:46.277](Daddy doesn't **** with who?) (Hell no)
[02:47.493]No, Daddy doesn't **** with my momma
[02:49.039]
[02:50.099]Currently my life has hit the floor, I can't lie to you, ***t is hard
[02:53.271]I should be buildin' with the Lord, it could be what I'm missin' or
[02:55.934]Maybe I should continue to hurt your momma and diss her more
[02:58.816]Just to relieve the tension that sits in my heart, 'cause it is sore
[03:01.903]When I'm spittin' bars about all my cash and exquisite cars
[03:04.224]This was on my vision and you were the one I did it for
[03:07.281]My relation***p with your momma is sittin' in the morgue
[03:10.255]After all this hell, I can't lie, I do wish she did abort
[03:13.129]Our lives are so unhappy, 'cause this world is cold and nasty
[03:15.831]Just know your daddy don't condone havin' a broken family
[03:18.647]I'm so sad we couldn't work out our issues 'fore you arrived
[03:21.370]And now you have to suffer 'cause Mom and Daddy have stupid lives
[03:24.371]You're way too young to notice it
[03:25.866]You don't deserve to go through this
[03:27.283]If I do see your mom again, this time I will assault the *****
[03:30.051]At least then I'll feel like my bannin' was justified
[03:32.867]Look at your momma, thank her for ******' up all our lives, to sing
[03:36.070]
[03:36.352]Our lives coulda been so good
[03:38.308]But Momma had to **** it all up
[03:41.085]And now your daddy doesn't **** with your momma (hell no)
[03:44.029]Nope, Daddy doesn't **** with your momma
[03:46.147]Where's my choir at?
[03:46.944]
[03:47.232]Our lives coulda been so good
[03:49.834]But Momma had to **** it all up (Momma had to **** it all up)
[03:52.720]And that's why Daddy doesn't **** with my momma
[03:54.528](Daddy doesn't **** your momma) (Hell no)
[03:55.721]No, Daddy doesn't **** with my momma
[03:57.287]
[03:57.835]Oh, son
[03:59.879]I'm sorry I can't be there with you
[04:02.343]But I'll be there soon
[04:04.144]But Daddy doesn't **** with your momma (no, no)
[04:06.755]No, Daddy doesn't **** with your momma
[04:08.898]Just know that
[04:10.251]
[04:10.603]Our lives coulda been so good
[04:12.411]But Momma had to **** it all up
[04:15.203]And that's why Daddy doesn't **** with my momma (hell no)
[04:18.170]No, Daddy doesn't **** with my momma
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