[00:04.562][Charlie] I know hell's population is out of control
[00:07.323]It's a bad situation and it's taking a toll
[00:10.202]but if we rehab these sinners and cleanse all their souls
[00:12.757]At my hazbin hotel
[00:14.861]Wait I'm getting ahead of myself
[00:16.181]Oh right Extermination
[00:16.905]I know you guys fly down just to kill once a year
[00:19.031]And it must be annoying to shlep all the way here
[00:21.699]And if they join you in heaven
[00:22.770]That trip dissapears!
[00:24.206]You can wave back to farewell
[00:25.626]It will be a happy day in he-
[00:26.739][Adam]
[00:27.523]Let me stop you right there, save us all precious time
[00:30.832]If what you're suggesting
[00:32.853]Is letting them climb up the ladder
[00:35.216]Oh they'd rather cross the pearly gates?
[00:37.100][Charlie] Oh, um-
[00:37.303][Adam]
[00:37.711]Sorry, sweetie, but there's no defying their fate
[00:41.054]Cause hell is forever!
[00:42.925]Whether you like it or not
[00:44.458]they have their chance to behave better
[00:46.401]Now they boil in the pot!
[00:47.926]Cause the rules are black and white
[00:49.798]There's no use in trying to fight it
[00:51.630]They are burning for their lives
[00:53.295]Until we kill 'em again!
[00:55.162]Just try to chillax, babe
[00:57.147]You're wasting your breath
[00:58.636]Did I hear you imply that they don't deserve death?!
[01:01.942]Are they winners? Are they sinners?
[01:03.966]Cause it's cut and dried
[01:05.436][Charlie] (well actually, if you take a look-)
[01:05.584]Fair is fair, an eye for an eye out
[01:09.990]When all said and done
[01:12.673]There's the question of fun
[01:15.532]And for those of us with divine ordainment
[01:19.796]Extermination is entertainment!
[01:23.586]Bow-now-now-nownow Guitar solo!
[01:25.244]F*ck ya!
[01:26.594](Imitating guitar sounds)
[01:30.218]Hell is forever, whether you like it or not
[01:33.220]Had their chance to behave better
[01:35.172]Now they boil in a pot
[01:36.630]Cause the rules are black and white
[01:38.452]There's no use in trying to fight it
[01:40.188]They are burning for their lives
[01:41.960]Until we kill 'em again!
[01:43.774]F*cking hell is forever and it's meant to suck a lot!
[01:46.979]So give up your dumb endeavor
[01:49.089]cause you don't have a shot
[01:50.576]Long as I got your attention
[01:52.666]I guess I should probably mention
[01:54.444]That we've made this determination
[01:57.553]To move up the next extermination
[02:00.709][Charlie] What?
[02:01.357]Can't wait a whole year to slaughter those little cunts
[02:04.570]I know it's just been a week
[02:06.271]But we'll be back in six months!
[02:08.562][Charlie] Um, wait, didn't you-
[02:12.246]Ugn, sh*t!