No Way Jose
 作词 : Matthew Hauri/Alex Gumuchian
 作曲 : Ari Starace/Nick Seeley
 Three hoes on top, what's the ratio?
 Might overdose on fellatio
 Turn three into four when your lady's close
 B*tch, it's BG3, that's the way she goes

 Shorty thinks that I'm sexy, I'm lovable
 Never fumble a bag, that's impossible
 Shorty broke my d*ck playing Whack-a-Mole
 I'ma gladiate the coochie like I'm Russell Crowe

 Going dumb dumb
 Yeah, this shit gon' pop, turn it up some
 I'ma scam yo' b*tch and your loved ones
 If she ain't have kids, I don't want none
 No way Jose!

 Um, I'm sorry, bro, your girl texting me her bum bum
 My stummy hurt before a flight, I pop a Tum, Tum
 I need bread, you got crumbs, I don't want none
 No way Jose!

 Yeah, my girl's favorite movie probably Click (B*tch)
 Got the Adam Sandler Waterboy wrist
 Shawty got the jaws, but she call me Moby Dick
 20,000 leagues, balls deep in your b*tch (20,000!)

 F*ck a last name, I'm the people's champ
 I make it rain on these dames, make the people damp
 Got these hoes like moths, and my d*ck a lamp
 And my hoes work together, Lady and the Tramp

 I check my balance it's time to celebrate
 Drip like Christmas b*tch, I decorate
 Exodia that p*ssy, you know I obliterate
 Ballin' with my twin, call it shake and bake

 Going dumb dumb
 Yeah, this shit gon' pop, turn it up some
 I'ma scam yo' b*tch and your loved ones
 If she ain't have kids, I don't want none
 No way Jose!

 Um, I'm sorry, bro, your girl texting me her bum bum
 My stummy hurt before a flight, I pop a Tum, Tum
 I need bread, you got crumbs, I don't want none
 No way Jose!

 My lady favorite movie Madagascar
 And I never take L's, I'm always right, no NASCAR
 If I flop, it's on purpose, I'm a genius
 Mr. Clean on my song, b*tch, we the cleanest

 She got a big body, big body for my benz
 Yeah, Gravy's on his horny shit, bring your friends
 If I nut, then I nut, well, there's nothing I can do about it
 Baby, that's my bag, yeah, I'm hoping you'll be cool about

 I check my balance, it's time to celebrate
 Drip like Christmas, b*tch, I decorate
 Exodia that p*ssy, you know I obliterate
 Ballin' with my twin, call it shake and bake

 Going dumb dumb
 Yeah, this shit gon' pop, turn it up some
 I'ma scam yo' b*tch and your loved ones
 If she ain't have kids, I don't want none
 No way Jose!

 Um, I'm sorry, bro, your girl texting me her bum bum
 My stummy hurt before a flight, I pop a Tum, Tum
 I need bread, you got crumbs, I don't want none
 No way Jose!