[00:00.00] 作词 : D. Porter/Ondre Moore/D. Holton/V. Carlisle/Cashis/Eminem/Luis Resto/S. King
[00:00.00] 作曲 : D. Porter/Ondre Moore/D. Holton/V. Carlisle/Cashis/Eminem/Luis Resto/S. King
[00:00.00]My Band -D12
[00:01.51]I don't know dude I think everyone's all jealous and sh*t
[00:05.217]Coz I'm like the lead singer of the band dude
[00:07.842]And I think everybody's got a f**kin'problem with me dude
[00:10.552]And they need to take it up with me after the show
[00:14.993]Because
[00:15.980]These chicks don't even know the name of my band
[00:19.964]But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
[00:23.947]Cuz once I blow they know that I'll be the man
[00:28.19]All because I'm the lead singer of my band
[00:31.321]So I get offstage right drop the mic
[00:33.193]Walk up to these hot chicks and I'm all like
[00:35.584]Sup ladies my names Slim Shady I'm the lead singer of D-12baby
[00:39.806]And they're all like Oh my God it's him Becky oh my f**king God it's Eminem I swear to f**king God that you f**king rock please Marshall please let me suck your cock
[00:46.939]Now by now the rest of the fellas get jealous
[00:49.851]Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas
[00:51.832]All the chicks start yellin'all the hot babes
[00:53.698]Throw their bras and their shirts and their panties on stage
[00:55.853]So like every single night they pick a fight with me
[00:57.783]But when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry
[00:59.200]Cuz they're back on stage the next night with me
[01:01.421]Dude I just think your trying to steal the light from me
[01:03.341]Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me
[01:05.602]Coz I told him Jessica Alba is my wife-to-be
[01:07.162]This rockstar sh*t is the life for me
[01:09.610]And all the other guys just despise me b cuz b
[01:12.51]These chicks don't even know the name of my band
[01:16.11]But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
[01:19.950]Coz once I blow they know that I'll be the man
[01:23.941]All because I'm the lead singer of my band
[01:27.203]My band my band my band my band my band my band my band my band my baaaaaaaaand my band baby
[01:40.293]（alright it's mine dude give it's mine aah ow dude ）
[01:43.888]You just wanna see a ni**a backwards don't you
[01:45.885]Ain't that how come we don't rap off pro tunes
[01:47.584]Smash these vocals and do a performance
[01:49.234]But we in a van and he in a tour bus
[01:51.682]You don't want my autograph youse a liar
[01:53.583]And nah I'm Swift
[01:54.284]（Oh I thought you were Kuniva）
[01:55.628]What the hell is wrong with our dressing room
[01:57.538]Cause our sh*t is lookin'smaller then like a decimal
[01:59.121]See I know how to rap it's simple but
[02:01.544]All I did is read a Russell Simmons book
[02:03.416]So I'm all intact trying to get on the map
[02:05.536]Doing jumping-jacks while getting whipped on my back
[02:07.456]Look at him little punk-a**thinking he the sh*t
[02:09.545]*Yea I know man by himself taking all the flips
[02:11.808]Hey I thought we had an interview with D J Clue
[02:13.814]Eminem No I had an interview not you two
[02:15.664]You gonna be late for sound-check
[02:16.484]*Man I ain't going to sound-check
[02:17.732]*And our mikes is screwed up
[02:18.951]*And his always sound best
[02:19.840]*You know where I'm at I'ma say somethin'
[02:21.262]*Hey yo Em
[02:22.142]Eminem You got something to say
[02:23.198]*Man nothing
[02:23.478]*I thought you was about to tell him off man what's up
[02:25.363]*Well imma tell him when I feel like it you man shut up
[02:27.443]*And you ain't even back me up we supposed to be crew
[02:29.422]Man I was about to talk right after you
[02:31.222]*Aw man whatever
[02:31.956]These chicks don't even know the name of my band
[02:31.988]*I swear I swear man
[02:35.931]But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
[02:39.977]Cuz once I blow they know that I'll be the man
[02:43.941]All because I'm the lead singer of my band
[02:47.443]They say the lead singers rock but the group is not
[02:49.445]Once we sold out arenas to amusement parks
[02:50.898]I'm gonna let the world know that Proof is hot
[02:53.371]I should cut his mic off when the music starts （Hey yo what's-）
[02:55.871]Ready to snap on a dumb-a**fan
[02:57.511]Every time I hear Hey dude I love your band
[02:59.791]We ain't a band b**ch we don't play instruments
[03:01.319]So why he getting 90and we only get 10percent
[03:03.719]And these guys acting funny every area code
[03:05.130]Proof carry my bag b**ch carry your own
[03:07.84]Can't make it to the stage security in the way
[03:08.222]Who the f**k are you Where's Obe and Dre
[03:11.670]Godammit I'm sick of this group
[03:13.398]Time for me to go solo and make some loot
[03:14.902]I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps
[03:17.477]Till Kon Artist slipped me some crack
[03:19.66]Lose Yourself video -I was in the back
[03:21.526]Superman video -I was in the back
[03:23.459]For the media I got some suggestions
[03:25.377]F**k Marshall ask us some questions
[03:27.477]Like who is D-12how we get started
[03:29.249]（But what about Eminem ）
[03:30.489]B**ch are you retarded
[03:31.161]Anyway I'm the popularest guy in the group
[03:34.23]Big a**stomach b**ches think I'm cute
[03:35.470]Fifty told me to do sit-ups to get buff
[03:37.580]Did 2and a half and couldn't get up
[03:39.576]F**k D-12I'm outta this band
[03:41.350]I'm bout to start a group with the real Roxanne
[03:43.907]Girl why can't you see you're the only one for me
[03:49.702]And it just tears my a**apart to know that you don't know my name
[03:59.133]（Yes F**k yes）
[03:59.609]These chicks don't even know the name of my band （Haha）
[04:03.809]But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands （F**k Marshall）
[04:07.174]Cuz once I blow I know that I'll be the man （Yea）
[04:11.457]All because I'm the new singe （Hahahah）
[04:15.843]My band my band our band your band our band Roxanne Shauntan Leslie
[04:31.928]I'm the lead singer of my band I get all the girls to take off their underpants
[04:35.147]I'm the lead singer of my band my salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance
[04:39.595]My salsa