[00:07.18]Ma chere Mademoiselle, it is with deepest pride
[00:13.15]and greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight
[00:15.92]And now we invite you to relax, let us pull up a
[00:21.81]chair as the dining room proudly presents
[00:36.24]your dinner!
[00:41.84]Be our guest
[00:45.44]Be our guest
[00:46.73]Put our service to the test
[00:49.47]Tie your napkin 'round your neck, cherie
[00:52.29]And we provide the rest
[00:54.66]Soup du jour
[00:56.50]Hot hors d'oeuvres
[00:57.90]hy, we only live to serve
[00:59.78]Try the grey stuff, it's delicious
[01:02.60]Don't believe me? Ask the dishes
[01:09.50]They can sing
[01:10.47]They can dance
[01:11.68]After all, Miss, this is France
[01:13.66]And a dinner here is never second best
[01:18.35]Go on, unfold your menu
[01:20.92]Take a glance and then you'll
[01:23.16]Be our guest
[01:24.37]Oui, our guest
[01:25.41]Be our guest
[01:32.41]Beef ragout
[01:33.13]Cheese souffle
[01:34.39]Pie and pudding "en flambe"
[01:36.72]We'll prepare and serve with flair
[01:38.30]A culinary cabaret
[01:40.70]You're alone
[01:41.87]And you're scared
[01:43.34]But the banquet's all prepared
[01:44.87]No one's gloomy or complaining
[01:47.20]While the flatware's entertaining
[01:49.50]We tell jokes
[01:50.53]I do tricks
[01:51.63]With my fellow candlesticks
[01:53.97]And it's all in perfect taste
[01:55.94]That you can bet
[01:57.94]Come on and lift your glass
[02:00.22]You've won your own free pass
[02:02.21]To be out guest
[02:03.53]If you're stressed
[02:04.67]It's fine dining we suggest
[02:06.92]Be our guest
[02:07.99]Be our guest
[02:09.50]Be our guest
[02:13.87]Life is so unnerving
[02:16.53]For a servat who's not serving
[02:18.73]He's not whole without a soul to wait upon
[02:24.26]Ah, those good old days when we were useful
[02:27.38]Suddenly those good old days are gone
[02:34.36]Too long we've been rusting
[02:39.10]Needing so much more than dusting
[02:41.39]Needing exercise, a chance to use our skills
[02:45.84]Most days we just lay around the castle
[02:53.90]Flabby, fat and lazy
[02:54.51]You walked in and oops-a-daisy
[02:56.97]It's a guest
[02:57.76]It's a guest
[02:58.86]Sakes alive, well I'll be blessed
[03:00.61]Wine's been poured and thank the Lord
[03:02.76]I've had the napkins freshly pressed
[03:04.91]With dessert
[03:06.12]She'll want tea
[03:07.31]And my dear that's fine with me
[03:09.00]While the cups do their soft shoeing
[03:11.18]I'll be bubbling, I'll be brewing
[03:24.15]I'll get warm
[03:25.24]Piping hot
[03:26.28]Heaven's sakes! Is that a spot
[03:28.10]Clean it up! We want the company impressed
[03:32.23]We've got a lot to do
[03:34.59]Is it one lump or two
[03:36.56]For you, our guest
[03:38.00]She's our guest
[03:39.70]She's our guest
[03:40.80]She's our guest
[03:41.50]Be our guest
[03:42.30]Be our guest
[03:43.17]Our command is your request
[03:45.50]It's been years since we had anybody here
[03:48.21]And we're obsessed
[03:49.82]With your meal
[03:51.96]With your ease
[03:54.30]Yes, indeed, we aim to please
[03:58.70]While the candlelight's still glowing
[04:00.45]Let us help you
[04:04.12]We'll keep going
[04:05.93]Course by course
[04:14.27]One by one
[04:16.67]'Til you shout, "Enough! I'm done!"
[04:19.37]Then we'll sing you off to sleep as you digest
[04:23.45]Tonight you'll prop your feet up
[04:25.94]But for now, let's eat up
[04:27.71]Be our guest
[04:29.80]Be our guest
[04:31.97]Be our guest
[04:33.12]Please, be our guest