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[00:11.758]A lady that I know
[00:13.508]just came from Columbia
[00:15.509]She smiled because I did not understand
[00:19.759]Then she held out
[00:21.009]some marijuani ha-ha
[00:23.509]She said it was the best in all the land
[00:26.758]And I said:
[00:27.508]No no no no, I don't smoke it no more
[00:31.009]I'm tired of waking up on the floor
[00:35.009]No, thank you, please,
[00:36.509]It only makes me sneeze
[00:38.952]then it makes it hard to find the door
[00:42.952]
[00:46.453]A woman that I know
[00:47.703]just came from Majorca Spain
[00:49.953]She smiled because I did not understand
[00:53.953]Then she held out
[00:55.203]a 10 pound bag of     c o c a i n e
[00:57.703]She said it was the finest in the land
[01:01.204]And I said:
[01:01.703]No no no no, I don't sniff it no more
[01:05.203]I'm tired of waking up on the floor
[01:09.203]No, thank you, please,
[01:10.453]It only makes me sneeze
[01:12.953]Then it makes it hard to find the door
[01:16.955]hay, hay, hay, hay....
[01:21.204]hay, hay, hay, hay....
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[01:31.956]A man I know
[01:32.954]just came from Nashville Tennessee
[01:35.454]He smiled because I did not understand
[01:39.704]Then he held out
[01:41.204]some moonshine whiskey oh-ho
[01:43.204]He said it was the best in all the land
[01:46.455]And I said:
[01:47.593]No no no no, I don't drink it no more
[01:50.593]I'm tired of wakin' up on the floor
[01:54.593]No, thank you, please,
[01:56.093]It only makes me sneeze
[01:58.343]And then it makes it hard to find the door
[02:01.593]Well I said:
[02:02.344]No no no no, I can't take it no more
[02:05.594]I'm tired of wakin' up on the floor
[02:09.593]No, thank you, please,
[02:11.093]It only makes me sneeze
[02:13.534]And then it makes it hard to find the door
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[02:47.218]Well I said:
[02:47.719]No no no no, I can't take it no more
[02:51.219]I'm tired of wakin' up on the floor
[02:54.969]No, thank you, please,
[02:56.219]It only makes me sneeze
[02:58.969]And then it makes it hard to find the door
[03:02.410]Well I said:
[03:02.910]No no no no, I can't take it no more
[03:06.410]I'm tired of wakin' up on the floor
[03:10.160]No, thank you, please,
[03:11.411]It only makes me sneeze
[03:14.161]And then it makes it hard to find the door