[00:00.00]Welcome to the first Republican national debate
[00:02.88]You all know the rules
[00:04.16]Whoever sings best will be the next president of the united states of America
[00:07.79]And whoever sings worst will be banished
[00:11.36]One, two, three and four
[00:14.36]Why should you be the next commander in chief?
[00:16.89]We got a lotta contenders so please keep it brief
[00:19.24]We need someone that understands the world today
[00:21.89]In this country, we need brain
[00:24.43]Obama's finally tryna make a deal with Iran
[00:26.71]Is it gonna stop 'em from getting the nuclear bomb?
[00:29.35]You terminate the deal on day one
[00:31.57]It's failed foreign policy of the Obama Clinton doctrine
[00:34.54]What's the greatest threat to our nation today?
[00:36.90]Is it ISIS, Al-Quaeda, or the gluten-free craze?
[00:39.58]ISIS rides around in US Humvees ISIS
[00:42.06]We shouldn't fund our enemies
[00:44.52]We know you love guns, we heard you loud and clear
[00:46.94]Now prove you love 'em more than everybody else here
[00:49.54]Look i don't want my guns
[00:51.75]Registered in Washington
[00:54.00]Why should you be the next commander in chief?
[00:56.95]I'm the only one to separate Siamese twins
[00:59.42]We got a lotta contenders so please keep it brief
[01:02.06]I will make our country great again
[01:04.33]Could you kindly present some relevant evidence?
[01:07.14]We can grow, we can do this
[01:09.40]Why you should be the next White House resident?
[01:12.14]Our leaders are stupid
[01:13.34]You could be the president!
[01:14.72]I'm gonna run hard, I'm gonna run with heart
[01:18.21]you could be the president!
[01:19.78]If I'm our nomineee, how would Hillary lecture me?
[01:23.44]You could be the president!
[01:24.80]If you get in the oval office chair
[01:27.00]Are you gonna roll back the changes to health care?
[01:29.67]What I'd like to see is a private system
[01:31.95]The insurance companies control politicians
[01:34.53]How you gonna make the economy stronger?
[01:36.84]If you don't got ideas I'll throw a benefit concert
[01:39.48]We need to even out the tax code
[01:41.66]The economy is different than the one we had five years ago
[01:44.68]Now that marriage for gays is no longer banned
[01:46.90]How excited are you to go marry man?
[01:49.32]I just went to a wedding of a friend who's gay
[01:51.85]We need to give everybody a chance
[01:53.99]Should we put body cameras on all the cops?
[01:56.97]So no one gets shot at a traffic stop?
[01:59.44]I been to Baltimore, I been to Ferguson
[02:02.12]I'm a different kind of Republican
[02:04.29]Why should you be the next commander in chief?
[02:06.95]I'm a guy with a wife, two kids and a Harley
[02:09.54]We got a lotta contenders so please keep it brief
[02:12.04]What I say is what I say if you don't like it I'm sorry
[02:14.52]Could you kindly present some relevant evidence?
[02:17.30]We can grow, we can do this
[02:19.54]Why you should be the next White House resident?
[02:22.03]Our leaders are stupid
[02:23.25]You could be the president!
[02:24.70]I'm gonna run hard, I'm gonna run with heart
[02:28.40]You could be the president!
[02:29.67]If I'm our nomineee, how would Hillary lecture me?
[02:33.42]You could be the president!
[02:34.78]God gives me unconditional love
[02:36.75]You gave Obama a big hug
[02:39.17]On the side of the stage it's hard to even debate
[02:41.75]But its okay I'm just tryna sell some books today
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[02:46.71]It's not great but it's better than Drake's and these fakes
[02:49.48]Why should you be the next commander in chief?
[02:51.84]I'm the only one to separate Siamese twins
[02:54.36]We got a lotta contenders so please keep it brief
[02:56.92]I will make our country great again
[02:59.19]Could you kindly present some relevant evidence?
[03:01.99]We can grow, we can do this
[03:04.42]Why you should be the next White House resident?
[03:06.99]Our leaders are stupid
[03:08.31]You could be the president!
[03:09.59]I'm gonna run hard, I'm gonna run with heart
[03:13.09]You could be the president!
[03:14.64]If I'm our nomineee, how would Hillary lecture me?
[03:18.29]You could be the president!
[03:19.63]Thanks so much for tuning in the first republican national debate
[03:24.80]xx next american flag pins, who were best （
[03:28.19]Which candidate should be banished?
[03:30.49]Cast your vote by passing your head against desk or the nearest object
[03:34.69]Now have a great day and great life
[03:38.54]We need brain