Pepsi
 作曲 : Claudia Jeanne Mintz
 I hate that you told me to masturbate
 Instead of comin' over
 I hate that I'm riding roller-skates
 And you just bought a Ranger Rover
 You're running from something
 And it's stuck in your head
 'Cause all I wanted was loving
 Now I wish you the best
 Oh, I wish you the best
 I don't wanna be rude but this song is for you
 And you're losing my trust
 I wanted to be cool
 But I guess I'm a fool for falling into the lust
 Maybe if I had walked you to the train where you left
 Maybe if I had talked to you a little bit less
 No, I wouldn't be stuck with such a stupid mess
 But it's stuck in my head
 I don't wanna be rude but this song is for you
 And you're losing my trust
 I wanted to be cool
 But I guess I'm a fool for falling into the lust
 I don't wanna be rude but this song is for you
 And you're losing my trust (You never had my trust)
 I wanted to be cool
 But I guess I'm a fool for falling into the lust (I fell into the lust)
 So I sit in my room
 Watch the people go by
 If I'm Pepsi
 You're coke
 We both know that I'm right
 But this time
 I don't mind
 I wanted to be cool
 But I guess I'm a fool for falling into the lust