[00:00.000] 作词 : Luis Resto/Marshall Mathers
[00:00.990] 作曲 : Luis Resto/Marshall Mathers
[00:01.980]Oh! Yeah! So much for first single on this one
[00:11.590]Shady's the label, Aftermath is the stable
[00:13.890]That the horses come out of — erra
[00:15.460]Of course we're about to stir up
[00:16.820]Some **** thick as Mrs. Buttersworth's syrup
[00:18.570]It's the Mr. Picked-on-Christopher-Reeves-just-for-no-reason
[00:21.260]Other than to — just to tease him
[00:22.700]'Cause he was his biggest (*burp*) fan
[00:24.320]He used to be Superman, now I'm pourin'
[00:26.510]Liquor on the curb in his name for him
[00:28.500]"Eminem, you wait 'til we meet up again, ****er
[00:31.190]I'm kickin' your *** for everything you've ever said."
[00:34.010]It goes one for the money, two for the ****in' show
[00:36.200]Ready, get set, let's go
[00:37.560]Here comes the buckin' bronco
[00:39.070]Stompin' and stampedin' up the damn street like them buffalo
[00:41.840]Soldiers, I told ya I'm 'bout to blow, so look out below, Geronimo
[00:45.290]Mother****ers, it's dominoes, I'm on a roll
[00:47.460]Around and around I go
[00:49.000]When will I stop? I don't know
[00:50.410]Tryin' to pick up where The Eminem Show left off
[00:52.610]But I know anything's possible
[00:54.360]Though I'm not gonna top what I sold
[00:55.980]I'm at the top of my game, that **** is not gonna change
[00:58.880]Long as I got Dr. Dre on my team, I'll get away
[01:01.700]With murder: I'm like O.J., he's like my Cochran today
[01:04.520]We keep the Mark Fuhrman tapes
[01:05.980]In a safe, locked 'em away
[01:07.470]Better watch what you say
[01:08.800]Just when you thought you were safe
[01:10.160]Them suckers got you on tape
[01:11.540]You swear to God you was playin'
[01:13.030]Whether or not, you was little Joshua
[01:14.990]Gosh, I wish I could've told you to not do the same
[01:17.400]'Cause one day it could cost you your name
[01:19.280]And this was supposed to be my first single
[01:22.280]But I just ****ed that up, so
[01:25.180]**** it, let's all have fun, let's mingle
[01:28.000]Grab a chick and do-si-do
[01:30.690]This was supposed to be my catchy little jingle
[01:33.540]That you hear on your radio
[01:36.260]But ****'s about to hit the shingle
[01:39.260]Oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-no, erra
[01:41.930]Oh, ah, erra, oh, ah, erra
[01:44.800]Oh, ah, erra, oh-oh-ah-ah
[01:47.570]Oh, ah, erra, oh, ah, erra
[01:50.470]Oh, ah, erra, poo-poo-ka-ka
[01:53.210]Eri-Eri-Erick swallowed some generic G. Pencils
[01:55.950]And woke up in bed next to his best friend Derrick, bare-naked
[01:58.540]Jig-a-jig-ji-ji-Janean just turned 16 and used a fake ID
[02:01.650]To sneak in V.I.P. to see R. Kelly
[02:03.760]Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee to be so young and naïve
[02:06.640]Oh, what I wouldn't give to live so Kim and carefree
[02:09.540]Paris and Nicky's parents must be so tickled, they cherish
[02:12.040]Every picture with their kids with hickeys all over their necks
[02:15.100]Hickory-dickory Dirk Diggler, look at me work wizardry
[02:18.440]With these words – am I a jerk or just jerk chicken?
[02:21.190]Or chiga-chigga-chig-chig-jer-chig-jer jerkin' your chain
[02:23.560]Twenty-two jerks in a jerk circle, or is it a circle jerk?
[02:26.650]Wait a minute, what am I sayin'? Allow me to run it back
[02:29.700]And rewind it – wait, let me ask you again
[02:32.890]Am I just jerkin' your chain? Am I berserk or insane?
[02:35.530]Or am I just one of them damn amateurs workin' the dang
[02:38.320]Cameras, filmin' one of them Paris Hilton homemade
[02:40.990]Videos, who keeps tiltin' the lens at an angle
[02:43.520]Jigga-ji-just recently somebody just discovered
[02:46.290]Britney and Justin videotapes of 'em cussin'
[02:48.880]When they was just Mouseketeers in the Mickey Mouse Club
[02:51.490]And dusted 'em and went straight to The Source with 'em
[02:53.610]'Cause they could've sworn someone said, "Ni—"
[02:55.800]And then tried to erase and record over it
[02:58.100]But, if you listen close enough to it you can hear the
[03:00.920]"Ga-hu" and then they come to
[03:03.220]Find out it was Justin sayin', "I'm gon-nuh ***!"
[03:06.410]And this was supposed to be my first single
[03:09.800]But I just ****ed that up, so
[03:12.340]**** it, let's all have fun, let's mingle
[03:15.290]Grab a chick and do-si-do
[03:17.820]This was supposed to be my catchy little jingle
[03:20.880]That you hear on your radio
[03:23.590]But ****'s about to hit the shingle
[03:26.600]Oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-no, erra
[03:29.260]Oh, ah, erra, oh, ah, erra
[03:32.030]Oh, ah, erra, oh-oh-ah-ah
[03:34.800]Oh, ah, erra, oh, ah, erra
[03:37.670]Oh, ah, erra, poo-poo-ka-ka
[03:40.050]Any opinions or somethin' you just wanna get off your chest
[03:43.030]And address it about my lyrics I'd love to hear it
[03:45.560]All you gotta do is pick up the phone and just dial up this number
[03:48.410]It's 1-800-I'm-A-Sick-Ducker-I'd-Love-To-Duck-A-Sick
[03:51.310]And if someone picks up
[03:52.430]You can talk all the **** you want about me
[03:54.390]Just type in your number back and follow it by the pound key
[03:57.290]And I'll be sure to get back as soon as there comes a day
[03:59.830]That I fall out with Dre, wake up gay and make up with Ray (Hey!)
[04:03.090]So tuck a chicken, lick a chicken, kick a chicken, beat a chicken
[04:05.940]Eat a chicken like it's a big cock, big-a-big-cock!
[04:08.680]Or kick a duck, and sick a duck, and eat a duck, and stick a duck in your mouth
[04:12.080]I'm done, you can **** off, ****-*-****-off!
[04:14.400]And this was supposed to be my first single
[04:17.480]But I just ****ed that up, so
[04:20.180]**** it, let's all have fun, let's mingle
[04:23.150]Grab a chick and do-si-do
[04:25.840]This was supposed to be my catchy little jingle
[04:28.770]That you hear on your radio
[04:31.430]But ****'s about to hit the shingle
[04:34.460]Oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-no, erra
[04:37.150]Oh, ah, erra, oh, ah, erra
[04:39.950]Oh, ah, erra, oh-oh-ah-ah
[04:42.720]Oh, ah, erra, oh, ah, erra
[04:45.590]Oh, ah, erra, poo-poo-ka-ka