Couch Uh, was always smartmouthed and quick-witted But somethin' was always missin' like six digits Lucky seven probably poppa Little ***** so they picked on him, hassled him Things changed when I hassled back, so David hit the pavement with this grapple rap Snapple fact: you rather wack While I am poppin' like a snappin' crack So high you could see like Ta***hass, the opposite of cataracts Matter fact I am Farmer John milkin' cattle tracks Action packed nipple squeezin', boy colder than sniffle season Simple genius, go hard and spit bits of s***n So when the street is split, don't act surprised, agree with it The Gang of Wolves that creeps in crypts As deep as Dawson's Creek and s**t I pray they got gills either that or grab some floaties I know I got skills, why you think I'm posted boastin' Braggin' tell these f****ts to stop naggin' Cause them Wolf Gang ****** threw them off the bandwagon like Uh, was always ****** up as s**t with it But I didn't cross the line until the bridge hit it, troll I got you ****** nervous like virgins flirtin' with Uncle Mervin ******' y'all with no lubricant, go grab the detergent I preach to demons at your church, now I'm the newest sermon Wearin' nothin' but they ******' blast with the matchin' turban I drive through white suburbans in the black Suburban swervin' Hittin' curbs and blastin' Erick Sermon drunk off English Bourbon I'm stealin' purses rapin' nurses I'm a crooked surgeon And treat the beat like sanitized n**i p***ies, I'm a German I'm squirtin' while I'm masturbatin' and regurgitatin' From eatin' Miley Cyrus salad ***** platter they were servin' My only purpose is to jerk it cause it has a curve So b*****s hate to do me like it's convict community service This my Zombie Circus, you better get a ******' ticket Odd Future Wolf Gang like they're filmin' Twilight in this ***** I'm back on my sixty six sick s**t Flowin' like the blood out the competition's slit wrists She lick it up, Dracula, then spit it back, back at ya She mad as ****, stuck in the back of a black Acura Fed her acid now the duct tape quacks back at her Hello Heather yellow feathers now you ain't laughin', huh ***** you're barely breathin' leavin' on the back of the boat While I fill you up with s***n from the Wolf Gang team and Flowin' like the creampie inside of your daughter Oughta eat the ***** with salt and wash it down with a gallon of water I grab the saw and sawed off her arm and auctioned it And dip her teeth in gold molds and flossed the s**t ******' awesome spittin' box of trees, got you ****** Shakin' like it's Parkinsons from the c******s of Kelly Clarkson's **** Ironin' you ****** now it's time to starch the s**t Drown your ***** in a tub of cum and throw a shark in it Find a random abandoned garage and go to park in it Find Earl laying on the burgundy carpet, pull my knife out, sharpen it Stab him, put a arch on it, pour unleaded gas on him Get the Zippo and spark the s**t Hop back in the van and then depart the ***** Killed him on his own track, the f****t shouldn't have started it