[00:00.000] 作词 : T.S. Elliot
[00:00.347] 作曲 : Andrew Lloyd Webber
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[00:02.491]The greatest magicians have something to learn
[00:06.681]From Mr. Mistoffelees' Conjuring Turn
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[00:13.094]And we all say
[00:15.730]Oh, well I never, was there ever
[00:20.809]A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees?
[00:29.191]
[00:30.331]I am quiet and small, I am black
[00:33.463]From my ears to the tip of my tail
[00:36.914]I can creep through the tiniest crack
[00:40.223]I can walk on the narrowest rail
[00:43.104]I can pick any card from a pack
[00:46.125]I am equally cunning with dice
[00:48.797]I am always deceiving you into believing
[00:52.151]That you're only hunting for mice
[00:55.096]I can play any trick with a cork
[00:58.068]Or a spoon and a bit of fish paste
[01:01.048]If you look for a knife or a fork
[01:03.798]And you think it is merely misplaced
[01:07.295]You have seen it one moment and then it is gone
[01:10.830]But you'll find it next week lying out on the lawn
[01:16.192]And we all say
[01:18.463]Oh, well I never, was there ever
[01:22.820]A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees?
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[01:29.726]My manner is vague and aloof
[01:36.456]You would think there was nobody shier
[01:39.435]But my voice has been heard on the roof
[01:42.110]When I was curled up by the fire
[01:45.166]And I've sometimes been heard by the fire
[01:48.106]When I was about on the roof
[01:50.659]At least they all heard that somebody purred
[01:53.241]Which is incontestable proof
[01:56.608]Of my singular magical powers
[01:59.204]And I've known the family to call
[02:01.743]Me in from the garden for hours
[02:05.123]When I was asleep in the hall
[02:08.096]And not long ago this phenomenal cat
[02:11.325]Produced seven kittens right out of a hat
[02:19.823]And they all say
[02:21.999]Oh, well I never, was there ever
[02:26.255]A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees?
[02:32.821]
[02:37.325]Oh, well I never, was there ever
[02:42.787]A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees?
[02:48.910]And we all say
[02:50.920]Oh, well I never, was there ever
[02:54.970]A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees?
[03:03.326]Oh, well I never, was there ever
[03:07.051]A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees?
[03:21.995]Oh, well I never, was there ever
[03:29.637]A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees?
[03:41.124]And we all say
[03:43.376]Oh, well I never, was there ever
[03:46.854]A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees?
[03:54.586]Oh, well I never, was there ever
[03:58.496]A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees?
[04:06.001]Oh, well I never, was there ever
[04:09.910]A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees?
[04:17.528]Oh, well I never, was there ever
[04:21.156]A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees?
[04:28.693]Ladies and Gentleman, I give you the Marvelous, Magical Mr. Mistoffelees