[00:00.21]A little glass of water please
[00:02.64]A fresh pressed hanky if I sneeze
[00:05.03]Some tea with honey from the bees
[00:07.53]Whenever you can brew it
[00:09.52]Princess Cadance: I'll get your tea.
[00:10.92]And while I get a little rest
[00:13.15]A teeny tiny small request
[00:15.59]Some codfish oil for my chest
[00:17.83]Poured from a crystal cruet
[00:19.82]Twilight Sparkle: A crystal cruet?
[00:21.10]My goodness, I'm a nincompoop
[00:22.89]Because I fear I've got the croup
[00:24.48]I need a vat of pumpkin soup
[00:26.02]And scarves made out of zinnias
[00:27.62]Did I say zinnias? I meant silk
[00:29.17]Or something shiny of that ilk
[00:30.87]And then I'll need some nice warm milk
[00:32.41]And pastries from Abyssinia
[00:34.00]And since my stomach's feeling crummy
[00:35.45]Why not give my aching tummy
[00:36.89]Something soothing, something yummy
[00:38.44]Piled up with noodles?
[00:39.89]Add a slice of homemade rye
[00:41.33]With stacks of Swiss way up high
[00:42.77]Served with sides of sweet mince pie
[00:44.32]More basil; I need oodles!
[00:45.81]Twilight Sparkle: Anything else?
[00:47.65]I'll be grateful for your charity
[00:51.53]Until the bitter end
[00:54.38]Because I've heard that tenderness
[00:57.86]Is what you lend an ailing friend
[01:01.25]Tenderness, isn't that right, friend?
[01:04.13]Twilight Sparkle: Right, but—
[01:05.24]Discord: So, who's ready for my big reprise?
[01:07.87]I'd like that glass of water please
[01:09.57]Some magic spell to cure disease
[01:11.16]A firm “gesundhoof” when I sneeze
[01:12.65]A fresh bouquet of roses
[01:14.25]Some lozenges will soon appease
[01:15.75]My wheezing when I start to sneeze
[01:17.30]A wig to keep me from the breeze
[01:18.89]And blankets for my toes-es
[01:20.53]Take tweezers out of my valise
[01:21.98]And then massage my knobby knees
[01:23.37]A bowl of peas, some extra cheese
[01:24.71]A cuddle with a Pekingese
[01:26.06]A singing harp who's named Louise
[01:27.66]A goat on skis, a new trapeze
[01:29.00]And more and more and more and more of these
[01:33.65]And just because I oughta...
[01:35.54]Make sure I'm drinking in the right
[01:38.29]Amount of fluids day and night
[01:40.18]I wish I may, I wish I might
[01:41.72]Have just one little thing
[01:43.37]Oh, would you please finally bring
[01:44.83]Me that tiny glass
[01:46.72]Of water?!!