[00:00.000] 作词 : 邓云峰Mr.Krystal/譚Tzy/联邦快递 [00:01.550]录音: Big H & 日天 [00:03.050]后期: 日天 [00:04.490]封面: 石金磊 & 李家豪 [00:06.440]hook [00:11.990]五百年前花果水帘 [00:14.980]天不容我终究一棒 [00:17.950]我讲以往不愿再想 [00:20.900]一人之下万人之上 [00:24.440]现在我变的如此人模鬼样 [00:26.890]这世界容不下我的风流倜傥 [00:30.060]天遮我眼地埋我心 [00:31.750]不顺我意 [00:32.710]那就望我望我 [00:34.200]吊打天下 [00:35.320]V:1联邦快递 [00:36.620]like 500 years ago [00:38.570]we went to the haven once Man Yo I was **** [00:41.480]What did you do man I dont ******* really know [00:44.720]well ,I killed them all man not a joke [00:48.280]我也会走起来 [00:49.780]也对它有期待 [00:51.170]我们书写的神话迟早都会被记载 [00:54.230]手握紧你的麦 [00:55.820]心里我记着拍 [00:57.180]懒惰的人们要输掉人生的比赛 [01:00.330]从来不把自己和我的敌人比较 [01:03.130]老子就天下无敌hippop成为我嘞喜好 [01:06.170]My ***** so swag my flow so fast [01:08.470]朋友我建议你们看到快递哥要礼貌 [01:11.520]说你好 看到我喊我daddy几道 [01:14.470]在一条线上起起跑 [01:16.450]oh girl 不要轻易相信我的话比如陪你到天荒地老 [01:20.500]兄弟我们吊打天下一起掀翻地表 [01:24.090]hook [01:24.210]五百年前花果水帘 [01:26.960]天不容我终究一棒 [01:30.000]我讲以往不愿再想 [01:33.000]一人之下万人之上 [01:36.260]现在我变的如此人模鬼样 [01:38.840]这世界容不下我的风流倜傥 [01:41.950]天遮我眼地埋我心 [01:43.600]不顺我意 [01:44.530]那就望我望我 [01:46.140]吊打天下 [01:47.820]V:2譚Tzy [01:48.070]I'm god monkey king [01:49.390]I've got double queen [01:50.940]Pray for him like Jeremy Lin [01:54.050]Love banana not cream [01:55.590]Fly in sky that my dream [01:57.000]All the chiagga want my team [01:58.960]oh they want my team [02:00.120]火眼金睛你要小心上天入地 [02:02.980]火炉听听太上老君无所顾忌 [02:05.940]犹存我心 [02:07.090]面对当初那冷嘲热讽 [02:09.190]其中包括兄弟 [02:10.240]一不留神掉进深渊 [02:11.690]依旧整调破孔更加骚的疯意 [02:14.230]习惯的封闭迷幻的踪迹 [02:16.180]锋利的凶器 babybaby [02:18.280]曾也比你落魄 [02:19.160]太多起起落落 [02:20.260]现在洗洗过错 [02:21.300]落寞 [02:21.760]hold on [02:22.540]众仙品着蟠桃我 [02:24.040]偷美酒 [02:25.190]原来一个能打的他妈 [02:26.990]都没有 [02:28.130]那虾兵蟹将说我真冷淡 [02:30.280]就连头上紧箍都知我心本善 [02:32.480]十万天兵 没哪天怕 [02:34.080]横扫千军 吊打天下 [02:36.950]Fragments [02:37.500]呔 你这猴头 胆子可不小! [02:40.590]竟敢在天上偷桃偷酒又偷吃老君的金丹! [02:45.290]不错不错 [02:46.340]是俺老孙所做 [02:48.230]你敢怎样? [02:49.330]你犯下十恶大罪 [02:51.170]还不速速和我前去领罪 [02:54.830]量你这小小毛神有何法力 [02:58.470]胆敢出词狂言 [02:59.770]V3:邓云峰Mr.Krystal [03:00.170]雨下的滴滴答答 [03:01.860]人都在叽叽喳喳 [03:03.310]混圈婊密密麻麻 [03:04.410]你的唱腔拖拖拉拉 [03:06.260]跟我battle结结巴巴 [03:07.610]我的韵脚一字不差 [03:08.960]遭我干了一言不发 [03:10.410]把你打的头晕眼花 [03:11.960]你们都在hso我发明了造钱机器 [03:14.610]所有新鲜血液已被我们歌曲激励 [03:17.410]这首歌会唤起了沉睡战士们的记忆 [03:20.350]我像是在踩蚂蚁秒杀垃圾把你击毙 [03:23.900]桃园结义刘关张 [03:24.900]背上加特林机关枪 [03:26.350]齐天大圣 衣锦还乡 [03:27.800]翻汤倒 海在我船舱 [03:29.590]山林里弥漫着檀香 [03:31.090]英雄的角色最难当 [03:32.590]花果山坐落在南方 [03:34.040]天下第一顺理成章 [03:36.040]老子花天酒地 你却装作一尘不染 [03:38.590]老子每天进账 你却奔波一天到晚 [03:41.540]老子大闹天空 你的荣耀一去不返 [03:44.540]老子前途光明 你的未来一筹莫展 [03:47.710]hook: [03:48.110]五百年前花果水帘 [03:50.930]天不容我终究一棒 [03:53.920]我讲以往不愿再想 [03:56.940]一人之下万人之上 [04:00.030]现在我变的如此人模鬼样 [04:02.880]这世界容不下我的风流倜傥 [04:05.870]天遮我眼地埋我心 [04:07.680]不顺我意 [04:08.560]那就望我望我 [04:10.170]吊打天下