[00:00.000] 作词 : 江伊望
[00:01.000] 作曲 : JMJ
[00:02.230]歪，我的呱
[00:04.280]怎么还没有回家
[00:06.920]在外面浪个啥
[00:09.460]回家只知道宅呀
[00:12.690]歪，我的呱
[00:14.920]多交朋友少吃瓜
[00:17.650]出去透透气嘛
[00:20.060]阿妈种草等你啊
[00:22.780]像我一个美少女
[00:26.120]莫名其妙养蛙去
[00:28.960]三天两头叨叨逼
[00:32.090]活活变成老妇女
[00:33.720]吃穿用度买好啦
[00:37.350]不要总是独自耍
[00:39.360]多交几个朋友吧
[00:42.400]别和陌生人说话
[00:44.320]我滴呱
[00:45.820]在干嘛
[00:47.240]刚看书就睡着啦
[00:49.610]我滴呱
[00:51.090]在干嘛
[00:52.610]吃起饭来停不下
[00:55.140]我滴呱
[00:56.440]不回家
[00:57.850]手机刷到没电啦
[01:00.220]我滴呱
[01:01.970]不回家
[01:03.110]愁得我都掉头发
[01:05.770]duang～
[01:08.570]拔草拔到老腰酸
[01:11.040]duang～
[01:13.590]没礼送客心慌慌
[01:16.560]照片次次都重样
[01:19.340]皮这一下开心吗
[01:21.670]在家仿佛有时差
[01:24.750]出门就像去天涯
[01:27.140]一天到晚不着家
[01:29.950]学习学习别的呱
[01:32.770]莫要气死你阿妈
[01:35.090]还想继承你阿爸
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